Joker James (Demo) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Gm][D][Gm]

[Verse 1]
[D]Sally was a stamp collector,
[Bbaug]pretty little girl[D]
One [G]day she dated James,
[Gm]bringing love into her world[D]
A tense romantic mo[Gm]ment as
they [D]sat down on the [Gm]couch
The [D]whoopee [A]cushion [G]roared and
[D]I'm [A]afraid it's over now.

[Verse 2]
[D]Lucy was a cool one,
[Bbaug]always got her high[D]
[G]Then she dated [Gm]James and
true love took her [D]higher
The jester had sugges[Gm]ted
[D]a new way to get stone[Gm]d
Put [D]itching [A]powder [G]down her [D]neck
and [A]now she's all alone.

[Verse 3]
[A]
Joker [D]James, you did it again,
[A]caused somebody pai[D]n
You [A]lived up to your [D]name,
didn't [A]you, Joker James.
[D]

[Verse 4]
[D]Jeanie practiced judo [Bbaug]and didn't
like bad [D]jokes[Bm][D]
[G]Jimmy took her out to [Gm]dine [Bb]and
then [D]home to meet her folks
The joke's on Judo [Gm]Jeannie,
he [D]knew he had no [Gm]hope
[D]But Mum and Dad[A] he whe[G]ezled with
[D]hilari[A]ous blackface soap!

[Verse 5]
[A]
He's a Joker [D]James, you did it again,
[A]caused somebody pain
[D](He's a joker, he's a joker)
You [A]lived up to your [D]name, didn't you,
[A]he's a Joker Jam[D]es. Sen[Em]se of hum[A]or cannot woo her
[Em]You just threw another
[A]wheeze her way
[Em]Wizard pranks won't [A]get you thanks
[Em]You [A]just threw ano[Em]ther l[A]ove away. [E]Alice was a different kettle,
[Eaug]always wore a smile[E]
[A]Her skin felt like a perfect [Am]petal,
[E]laughter all the while
Her sense of humor [Am]throws him,
[E]and deep in love he fal[Am]ls
But [E]when he tries to [A]sign the pa[E]per,
the [B]rubber pencil calls... Joker [E]James, you're not to [B]blame
The joke's on [E]you and now you're [B]blue
It's a [E]shame but that's the [B]game
Joker [E]James. [B]He's a Joker Jam[E]es, you did it again,
[B]caused somebody pain
[E](He's a joker, he's a joker)
You [B]lived up to your [E]name, didn't you,
[B]he's a Joker James.

[Outro 1]
[E][Am][E]