Jim and Jack and Hank Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Hey you were standing by [Dm]the screen
door slam[A]ming[D]
Rather clear what's taking [A]place
You were holding on to Louie,
he was packing, he was heavy
That plastic handle just about to [Dm]break[D]
[A]Well then

[Verse 2]
[D]you picked up Chloe
She knew y'all were going
She started barking like [G]a tank
I [A]was shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing
'Cause I got Jim and Jack and [D]Hank

[Verse 3]
Take your [G]string bikinis, your apple martinis
[D]Take what's left there in the bank
Take your [G]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and [D]that
damn perfume I never [A]liked
Take [D]your black Mercedes
all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total [G]blank,
Go on and leave me baby
[D]I don't need you, I got[A]
Jim and Jack and [D]Hank

[Verse 4]
Well [D]now you left screaming
and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your [A]lap
I have become a little sad and
I called up my old dad
[E]He said [Asus4]son you just[A]
woke me from my [Dm]nap
I told him you had [D]left me
He said now son don't you hate me
You [Dm]know exactly [D]what I [G]think
You [A]know you're better off
You can fish and you can golf
You still got Jim and Jack and [D]Hank

[Verse 5]
Take your [G]string bikinis, your apple martinis
[D]Take what's left there in the bank
Take your [G]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that
[D]damn perfume I never [A]liked
Take [D]your black Mercedes all
that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total [G]blank,
Go on and leave me baby
[D]I don't need you, I got[A]
Jim and Jack and [D]Hank

[Interlude 1]
That's right
[D][A][D][Dm][D]
[Dm][D][G][A][D]
[Dm]So I

[Verse 6]
got out [D]the whiskey
I began [Dm]to listen to songs out in my
truck you [D]couldn't [A]crank
I started feeling empty,
then again it hit me
I've got [D]Jim and Jack and Hank

[Verse 7]
Take your [G]string bikinis,
your apple martin[D]is
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your [G]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and [D]that
damn perfume I [A]never liked
Take [D]your black Mercedes
all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total [G]blank,
Go on and leave me baby
[D]I don't need you, I got[A]
Jim and Jack and [D]Hank
Yeh [G]now go on and leave me baby
[D]I don't need you
I [A]got Jim and Jack and [D]Hank

[Verse 8]
That's [D]right, you go ahead,
I'll be a okay
'Cause I got Jose, Captain Mor[Dm]gan[D]
Not to mention old George and Tammy, Loretta,
[Dm]Merle, W[D]illie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about old Jimmy Buffet bring him
in there when that's sun [Dm]shining,[D]
George Strait an old friend
Can't forget Hank Jr and all his
rowdy [D]friends
I'm gonna clean out the whole closet,
baby
[D]Ah yeah
Goodbye