Jiggle The Handle Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]

[Verse 1]
Gwar, I bring [Am]forth
the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your
[G]bodies.[Am][D][G][Am]
Your turds have more power than
mere human [D]feces[Am]
Let's use it's great [D]power
[Am]to recover the pieces

[Verse 2]
[Am]Hey! hey jackass!
Yea you!
[D]You got to love [C]me [D]so goo[Am]d![D]
Yea, yea [C]you can [D]de pend [Am]on me
[D]Depending on, if my wat[Am]er's on[D]
If my pipe's unglogged
Ah if [C]you're water- [D]logged[Am]
Baby, I am the hole I am your
toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
Just pay just pay my shitty toll! [D]ah.

[Verse 3]
Coated in [D]shit [C]I give a[G]ll
you [Am]desire[D]
Mystical door[C]way swim[G]ming [Am]in mire
[D]We'll use the[C] plunger if blo[G]ck
[Am]age won't [D]budge
It's a door [C]through [G]the plane of [Am]fudge

[Verse 4]
[Am]So m[Gm]any times I ha[D]ve found you,
[B5]still I alwa[Am]ys piss on the g[C]round[Am][D][C]
[D]Now[Am] that[D] I can use you[Bm] I'm[B5]
gonna [Am]stop fucking [C]around[Am][D]
If you need shit, then I got [Bm]shit
[Am]On that you can depe[C]nd[Am]
[Bm]I'll[D] pump your stump,
You fuckin' [Bm]hump, my [Am]crappy,
crap- [C]caked [Am]friend[Bm]

[Verse 5]
[D]The portal potty,
a gift from [Bm]the gods
[Am]Let's pay it tribu[C]te
and [Am]bury our [Bm]wads

[Verse 6]
[D]I think we know what it's all about.
[Bm]Jigg[Am]le the handle and [C]watch
[Am]something jump [G]out.

[Verse 7]
I am a [G]woman [F#5]and I[F]
have my [E]needs.[Eb][G]
You can never really [F#5]know j[F]ust
where or when [E]I'll [Eb]bleed[G]
You need my egg,
[F#5]I need[F] your seed[E][Eb][G]
But pray at the altar,
[F#5]the to[F]ilet must feed![E][Eb]

[Verse 8]
[D]Yea, I'll bring ya some
suckers for a killing spree
Just keep that [G]fucking
[D]tampon away from me.

[Verse 9]
Take [D]in[Bb][D]
[G]this world,
it's so beauti[D]ful
Filthy humans, you're all so full of it
[Bb]That which you can't stand
you can't understand
[D]Speak the mystic words
[G]and bring forth
A turd you turn around in[D]to it and [Bb]turn over [Dm]to[D][C]
[D]me.

[Interlude 1]
[E][D][Dm][D][E][D]
[Am][D]
[Am][D]
[Am]

[Verse 10]
Cross the river, leave the abyss

[Verse 11]
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
[G]Each virgin sacrifice speaks
these magic words.
[F#5]Well, jiggle[F] the handle, and call f[E]orth a turd.
[Eb]Yea!

[Verse 12]
[G]here it comes baby,
I'm dropping my [F#5]load
[F]I'm ain't just on it,
I am [E]the commode! [Eb]ah!

[Verse 13]
[G]The power of the toilet
must never be abused
[F#5]He mus[F]t be plunged, he must be sponged,
or [E]carnage could en[Eb]sue.
If a [G]dead sheep had clogged him,
who knows what could [F#5]arrive.[F]
Maybe it will bring the master
here, wouldn't that be a surprise!