Jackass Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Jackass.
I'm [G]a Pimped out J[D]edi Knight,
[G]Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
[Bm]Ben Kenobi went and got [E]himself a Po[A]mpador,
These aren't the whores

[Verse 2]
you're looking for
[D]Jackass.
If [G]the Crocodile hunter smoked [D]weed,
Steve [G]Irwin burning herb in his [Bm]Jeep,
Kicks the kangaroos for
[E]laughing at his hair [A]cut,

[Verse 3]
Used to fall for that too but
[G](Chorus)
If you knew me [D]like,
I know [G]myself,
You'd hate [Bm]me like
I hate [G]myself,
'Cause [Bm]i'm a[A] .[D]..

[Verse 4]
Jackass. Got [G]no
Rabbit in this [D]hat,
'Cause I'm [G]pulling it out my as[Bm]s
Ain't Siegfried or [E]Roy but I could be,
[A]

[Verse 5]
Making Magic with a pussy.
[D]Jackass.
Like that [G]dude in Tienemen Square,
[D]With a S[G]ix pack and a folding cha[Bm]ir,
Guy bothered [E]the parade
and ended [A]up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks [G]but

[Interlude 1]
[D][G][Bm]
[G][Bm][A][D]
(Chorus) We [G]could

[Verse 6]
out the [Bm]Lesbian [D]Spice Girl,
They could [G]try to run [Bm]Game on [D]the ODB.
They could [G]kick every [Bm]douche
bag off the [D]Real World,
But they [G]won't get [A]rid of [Bm]me!
[A]

[Verse 7]
[G]If I knew you [D]like,
You know [G]yourself,
I'd hate you [Bm]like,
You hate [G]yourself,
Hate your[Bm]self,
Hate your[G]self,
Hate your[Bm]self,
Hate your[G]self,
Hate your[Bm]self,
Hate your[G]self,
'Cause [Bm]you're [A]a Jackass!