It Never Rains But It Pours Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
[Em]Hey little baby you
act like I'm crazy
Walking around in my [Asus4]sleep[A]
[Em]Well if I knew it why on earth
would I do it
I've other appointments to
[Asus4]keep in m[A]y s[Em]leep

[Verse 2]
[Em][G]
[Em]Spare me the drama
you slipped on a banana
After you'd eaten the [Asus4]skin[A]
[Em]How could you do it are
You really that stupid
Knowing that there was a [Asus4]bin
[A]You could [Em]put it in
[G]Of [Em]cours[C]e being a Monday
[F#m]would be the [B]one day
[Am]Trains [D]are delayed by the [G]score[Em]
[Am]And it never r[D]ains but i[G]t pours[Em]
[F]Mine's not due for a [B]week
[Bsus4][B][Bsus4][B]

[Verse 3]
[Em]Would you believe it our
Adam and Eve skit
Didn't go quite as we'd [Asus4]planned[A]
[Em]Leaves we were using
both of our choosing
Fell off and so we got [Asus4]banned
[A]Could have [Em]used [G]a hand

[Verse 4]
[C]Heart has been broken
[Em]cred[F#m]it card stol[B]en
[Am]Off- licence closi[D]ng it's [G]doors[Em]
[Am]And it never rains[D] but it po[G]urs[Em]
[F]Why I've no idea

[Verse 5]
[F]But if you want romance
Then [Bb]here's a good tip
[Bbm]Leave all expletives be[F]hind
And as for the men maybe
[Bb]they should try
Giving [Bbm]flowers from time [Em]to time

[Verse 6]
[Em]Call me a loser cos I didn't choose her
Call me a fool if you [A]like[Asus4]
[A]Sure [Em]she was pretty
but when she said hit me
That kind of gave me a [A]fright[Asus4][A]
As [Em]well [G]it might
A [C]word from [Em]Head Office [F#m]there
Being [B]no [Am]profit's
We have to [D]show you [G]the door[Em]
[Am]And it never rains[D] but it pour[G]s[Em]
[F]Rents just been increased

[Verse 7]
[C]If only the good days out[F]numbered the [Bb]bad
If [C]only the bad died [F]young[Bb]
In an [Fsus4]ideal wor[F]ld we
would still [Bb]disagree

[Verse 8]
But [Bbm]doing so would be [Em]fun
Smile for the camera the one
That can't stand ya
You know the one that I [A]mean[Asus4][A]
[Em]Where every picture looks like a mixture
Of hideous crass and ob[Asus4]scene
[A]but nev[Em]er lea[G]n
[Em]Afloat

[Verse 9]
[C]on a big[Em] lak[C]e[Em]
[F#m]boat hit's a b[B]ig wave
[Am]After which you [D]lose the o[G]ars[Em]
[Am]And it never rains[D] but it po[G]urs[Em]
[F]Now it's started to [B]leak[Bsus4]
[B]

[Outro 1]
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