Ironic Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]

[Verse 1]
My [D]dog's stomach [G]was [D]very up[A]set,
so I [D]put him in the car [G]and we [A]went to the vet
And [D]on our way to [G]the vet,
[A]I kil[D]led a c[A]at
[D]And I said, isn't that [A]ironic?[D]

[Verse 2]
I adopted a [G]child from [D]over[A]seas to [D]rescue
it from [G]child labor [A]factories
And On his [D]very first birth[G]day [A]we went to
build a bear [D]workshop[A][D][A][D]
Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- [G]C- I-
N- [D]O- R- I- R- O- [A]N- I- C
[D]A water park has burned to [G]the ground
[D]and tow truck has [A]broken down
I [D]always use to cry [G]when I laugh
But [A]then I was raped by
[D]a clown[G][D][A]
[D]Isn't [A]this ironic?[D]

[Verse 3]
I was [D]watching Al [G]Gore [D]on [A]CNN,
He was [D]talking, and talking, [G]and talk[A]ing,
And then [D]out of bore[G]dom [A]my pet
polar bear [D]shot him[A]self[D]
Isn't that ironic?

[Verse 4]
I dated an animal [G]rights [D]act[A]ivist and
[D]one day she got [G]really [A]pissed
[D]I was eating v[G]eal t[A]hat was wrapped
[D]in PETA [A]bread[D][A][D]
Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- [G]C- I- N-
O- [D]R- I- R- O- [A]N- I- [D]C[A]

[Verse 5]
[D]I'm a stand up com[G]ic and I
al[D]ways sit and [A]slouch
And I [D]got my girlfriend preg[G]nant on
my [A]sterile uncles [B]pull out couch
[D]Isn't [E]that I- R- [A]O- N- I- [E]C- [A]I-
N- O- [E]R- I- R- [B]O- N- I- C
Yeah if every[E]day you played
the board [A]game Risk
You'd [E]probably never
[B]taken a risk in your life
[E]And[A] Monopoly has far from a str[B]angle
hold in the board game market
A [E]little kid died from [A]suffocation when he
[B]choked on a game piece from operation
[E]And I can't grow a b[A]eard, tha[B]t one's not Ironic,
that one's just [E]sad
[A][C#m][B][E]

[Verse 6]
Bob Bark[A]er got all of my [B]pets
[A]pregnant[E]
[A][C#m][B]

[Verse 7]
My [E]grand[A]pa [E]had [B]Alzheimer's and
[E]one day[A] we [B]were