I'm a poached egg Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]I'm[Bm] a[Em][G][A][D][Bm][Em][Asus4]
[D]poached [Bm]egg [Em]without a piece of t[A]oast
[G]Yorkshire [D]pudding[Bm]
[Em]without a beef to [A]roast
I'm a [D]haunted house that
[G]hasn't got a [C]ghost
When [D]I'm [Bm]without [Fsus4]you[F]
[Em]I'm [Asus4]a

[Verse 2]
[D]mousetrap[Bm]
[Em]without a piece of [A]cheese
I'm Vi[D]enna [Bm]witho[Em]ut the Viennese[A]
I'm Da Vin[Am]ci w[D]itho[G]ut the Mona Lisa[C]
I'm [D]skies [A]without [D]blue

[Verse 3]
When [G]you don't hang [F#m]around I'm a
[Bm]kangaroo [Em]witho[Asus4]ut a hop[D]
When [G]will you [A]show me [F#m]that as
[Bm]Romeo you're [E]not a [A]flop?
I'm [D]Western [Bm]with[Em]out a hitching post[A]
I'm a [D]network [Bm]without
a [G]coast- to- [Asus4]coast
[G]Just a

[Verse 4]
[Dsus4]poached e[D]gg
[G]without a piece of [C]toast
Each [A]time I'm without [D]you
[Bm][Em][Bm][E][C#m]

[Verse 5]
[F#m][B]
I am [E]Venice [C#m]withou[B]t a[A] gondolier[F#m]
Or [E]Milwau[F#m]kee wi[C#m]thout[C#]
[A]a gla[F#m]ss of beer
[A]Could be [Bm]Switzerland [E]without
[A]a mountaineer[D]
When [E]I'm [Abm]without [G]you[F#m]
[B]Like [E]Columbus [C#m]without
[F#m]Queen Isabel[A]
[E]Neiman Marcus [C#m]withou[A]t a thing [F#m]to sell
[A]Mr. [Bm]Hilton [E]wit[Bm]h only one[A] hotel[D]
And [E]what can [B]I d[E]o?

[Verse 6]
Each [A]time you wander [Abm]hinder and [C#m]yonder,
[F#m]don't know [B]where I'm [E]at
I [F#m]only k[B]now I'm lonely s[C#m]o
I'm [F#]here to tell you that
I'm a [E]girlfriend [C#m]without
[A]a thing to boa[F#m]st
[E]Any [C#m]egghead would
[A]have me [F#m]diagnosed

[Verse 7]
As a [Bm]poached [E]egg [A]without
a piece of [D]toast
Each [E]time [B]I'm without
[C]you[F][B][Bsus4]
I'm a poached egg