if i was the king Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[A][G#m][C][B][A][G#m][Am][E][A][Am][C][Am][A5][A][G][A][Am][A]
[G][A]
[Am][C][A][A5][A][G][A][Am][C][A][A5][A][G]

[Verse 1]
[Am]If I w[C]as t[D]he King[A][G]
I would [A]get my[Am]self a [C]bitchin'
[Am]crown[Eb5][A][G]
And I'd [A]make [Am]all the bitches c[A]all [A5]me
[G]Sir Michael [A]Starr[C][D][A5][G]
I'd [A]have [Am]a castle and a [C]bitchin'
[Am]thro[A5]ne[A][G]
And at [Am]night I'd go [C]in
[D]the town[A5][A][G]
In a [A]big [Am]stretch [C]Hummer [A]with a [Eb5]hot
[A]tub [G]and a bar
[A][Am][A][G]

[Verse 2]
[F]If I was the [C]King
I would [G]outlaw clothes [A]for chicks
[D]So you[A] could see[F] if
the shaved their [C]pussies
Or [G]if they were hiding [D]dick[C]s
I'd [F]lower the drinking [C]age
So little [G]kids could get drunk [A]too[D]
[Am]And I'd [F]make it a fucking
crime to wear a wedding [E]ring
If [C]I w[G]as the K[A]ing[Am]
[D][A5][A][G]

[Verse 3]
[A]That'd be fuckin' [Am]nice [A]right?[G]
I'd [Am]knock down [C]all [D]the schools[A5][G]
And [Am]put up l[A]ic[Eb5]quor stores[G]
And give [A]free [Am]boobjobs[A] to the [A5]strip
[A]pers [G]and [A]the [Am]whores[C][A][Am][G]
I would [Am]outlaw [C]common
[A]sense[Eb5][A5][G]
Feed the [Am]homeless to [A]the wolves[A5][A]
[G]And if you did[A]n't like Ste[Am]el Pan[A]
[Eb5]ther y[E]ou'd g[G]o to jail!
[F][G][F]

[Verse 4]
[F]If I was the [C]King
I'd make [G]beer the official [A]food[D]
[A]And you'd [F]never have to take the [C]trash out
If you [G]happen to be born a [D]dude[C]
You could [F]buy hand grenades
[C]at Starbucks
And take [G]a shit right on [A]the street[D]
[E]And I'd [F]kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't
have to hear her [E]sing
If [C]I w[G]as the King
[A][C][B]

[Verse 5]
[Am]
[A]Her [Am]comes the court [A5]jester [Am]man![E][Am]
[D]

[Interlude 1]
[F][A][D][Dm][D][F][Am][A]

[Verse 6]
And if the [E]motherfuck[G] ing
[F]peasents didn't [E]like it
[G]I would t[D]ell them a[F]ll
[D]to suck my [Dm]dick[F]
Suck my [G]dick[F]
Suck [C]my dick[A5][Am]
Legal[C]ize mas[Am]turbation

[Verse 7]
[G]At every str[Am]ip joint in the natio[C]n
[G]And the min[Am]imum cup siz[G]e
would have to be a double [Am]D
Oh yeah
[Am]But if y[A]ou were [Am]in a[C] ban[Am]d[A][G]
You [Am]wouldn't have to use
[A]your [G]hand
There'd be [Am]mandatory [C]blo[Am]wjobs for
guys [G]like you and me!
[A][C][Dm][D]

[Verse 8]
[F]If I was the [C]King
Megan [G]Fox would be my
[A]Queen[Dm]
[Am]But [F]I'd still fuck Christie [C]Brinkley
And any [G]girl older [D]than [C]16
I'd [F]execute One Dir[C]ection
And drop [G]a nuke on the
Middle [A]East[D]
[Am]But I'd [F]take the oil first so we
wouldn't have to feel [E]the sting
If [C]I w[G]as the K[A]ing[C][F]
[E]If I [E]was [Am]the K[A]ing[G#m][C][F]
[E]If I was the [A]King