If I Had $1,000,000 Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em][D]
[G][D][C]
[G][D][C]
[G][D][C]
[G][D][C]

[Verse 1]
[G]If I had[D] a million dol[C]lars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you a [C]house
(I would buy you a [G]house)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd buy you [D]furniture for your [C]house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an [G]ottoman)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you a [C]K-Car
(a nice reliant automo[G]bile)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
I'd buy your [D]love[D]

[Chorus 1]
[C]If I had[D] a million dol[G]lars
I'd build a [Em]tree fort in our [C]yard
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars
you could [Em]help, it wouldn't be that [C]hard
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars
maybe we could put a [Em]little tiny refrigerator
in there some[C]where
(We could just go up there and [D]hang out)

[Interlude 1]
(Like open the fridge and [G]stuff and,
girl, there'd be [D]foods laid out for us)
(With [C]little pre-wrapped sausages
and [G]things, hmm)
(They have pre-wrapped [D]sausages
but they don't have
[C]pre-wrapped bacon)

[Verse 2]
(Can you blame them? Yeah)
[G]If I had[D] a million dol[C]lars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you a fur [C]coat
(but not a real fur coat that's [G]cruel)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you an exotic [C]pet
(yep, like a llama or an [G]emu)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you John Merrick's [C]remains
(all them crazy elephant [G]bones)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
I'd buy your [D]love[D]

[Chorus 2]
[C]If I had[D] a million dol[G]lars
we wouldn't [Em]have to walk to the [C]store
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars
we'd take a limou[Em]sine 'cause it [C]costs more
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars
we wouldn't [Em]have to eat Kraft [C]dinner
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
[D](Of course we would, we'd just eat more)

[Interlude 2]
[G](And buy really
[D]expensive ket[C]chups with it)
(That's right,
all the fanciest dijon
[G]ketchups, [D]hmm)[C]

[Verse 3]
[G]If I had[D] a million dol[C]lars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you a green [C]dress
(but not a real green dress, that's [G]cruel)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you some [C]art
(a Picasso or a Gar[G]funkel)
if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
(if I had a million [G]dollars)
Well I'd [D]buy you a [C]monkey
(haven't you always wanted a [G]monkey?)
And if I [D]had a million [C]dollars
I'd buy your [D]love[D]

[Chorus 3]
[C]If I had[D] a million dol[G]lars,
if I [Em]had a million d[C]ollars,
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
if I [Em]had a million d[C]ollars
If I [D]had a million [G]dol-[D] la[Em]rs[D]
[C]I'd[D] be rich[G][C][G]