I Know Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I know w[C]hy I l[G]ike you
[C]It's 'cause of your clo[G]thing
[C]and you[G]r haircut
[C]And 'cause you're rac[G]ist
I have [F]a match, y[G]our face
[F]My asking you que[G]stions
[F]you can't ans[G]wer
[C]You want to box[G] me?[Am]

[Verse 2]
[A]Our [Am]world [E]work[Am]s in a [G]weird way
[F#m]I've heard t[A]hem s[Am]ay a man
with a beard [D]may
Frighten [Am]children or [E]dogs but a
[G]mus[Am]tache [F#m]scares me [D]more

[Verse 3]
[A]I know why you bite me
[G]It's 'cause of your
[A]instincts and your canines
[D]And 'cause I kicked you[A]
I have [G]a bone t[A]o pick
[G]Please go on the[A] paper
[G]and fetch me my sli[A]ppers
[D]And stop meowing
[B]

[Verse 4]
Man's best [Bm]friend wags his [B]tail and
[Abm]Bares his [B]teeth at the [A]man
with [B]the mail and
[Bm]Though [E]he's fri[G]ghtened of thunder
[Bm]he n[Dm]ev er[B] go[E]es to war

[Verse 5]
[B]Tell me what's the circumstance
of cir[A]cumcision?
[B]And[F] what g[Em]oes in my [E]daughter's
[Em]pants is whose d[F]ecision?
[F#m]I've seen t[B]he facts of
inter-race re[F#m]lations
re[B]lations
[F#m]Of see-through slacks[B], slacks,
[F#m]of cyber-mastur[B]bation
[A]If a hundred monkeys each
could get their [Em]own show
[A]Perhaps one day a chimp m[E]ight say
"And you have [G]faith,

[Verse 6]
you just need to use it sayeth the Lord"
[G]I know w[C]hy I l[G]ike you
[C]It's 'cause of you[G]r sandals
and your supper
And 'cause you're Jesus
I have [F]a m[G]atch, your dad,
[F]my dad has
[G]Your picture [F]right next to your mot[G]her's
[C]And [G]one [C]of [A]Charo
They [E]hold hands up in

[Verse 7]
[Am]heav[C]en
[D]And they say [F]that [E]their son's
name is Kev[D]in
But I [Am]read [A]in a [E]book somewhere
[G]that his [D]name is [A]Jack, Jack, Jack

[Outro 1]
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