I Can't Be Counted On Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Give me lots of money
A house up on a [C]hill
[G]Send me pretty women
Or threaten me [C]and still

[Verse 2]
[G]I'll come out to your house
And attempt to fix [C]your sink
Do a me[G]diocre job
As I'm leaving you [C]will think

[Verse 3]
[D]If you're needing [C]something
[G]You know that I'll be [D]gone
I will not an[C]swer when you [G]call
[D]If you're [C]waiting for me
Then [G]you'll be waiting [D]long
I can't be [C]counted on at all
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[Verse 4]
[G]My eye is on the pork
The pork is in the pan
[C]If [G]something needs a 'doing
Well, you know I'm not your [C]man

[Verse 5]
[G]If you're counting on me
You know I'll let you [C]down
You can[G]'t be counting on me

[Outro 1]
Cause you know I'm just a clown
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