How To Skin A Cat Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon
with 100,000 cats
Each cat [C#]will average [G]12 kittens a year

[Verse 2]
[Bb]The cat skins will sell [G]for 30 cents each

[Verse 3]
[F]One hundred men [C#]can skin
[G]5,000 cats a day

[Verse 4]
[G]We figure a daily net profit of over
[C]$10[G],000
Now what shall we feed the cats?
[D]We will [G]start a [C#]rat ranch [G]nex

[Verse 5]
t door with 1,000,000 rats
The rats will breed
12 times faster than the cats
So we will have four rats to feed [D]each day to each

[Verse 6]
[C#]
cat
[C]Now what [C#]shall [G]we feed the

[Verse 7]
[C]rats?[G][C]
[G]We will

[Verse 8]
feed the [C]rats [G]the[B] car
[G]casses of [Bb]the cats[C]
[G]After[C] they have been ski[D]nned[G]

[Verse 9]
Now [D]get this,
we feed the rats to [G]the cats

[Verse 10]
And the cats to the [Cm]rat s
[C]and get the cat s[G]kins for nothing

[Verse 11]
We [G]feed the rats to the cat
[C#]s and the cats to the [Eb]rats
[Ab]

[Verse 12]
And get the cat [G]skins for nothing
We feed the rats to the [D]cats and the [G]cats to the [D]rat
s And get [G]the cat [D]skins for noth[G]ing
[F][G][C][G]

[Verse 13]
[Bb]
We [G]feed the [C]rats [G]the carcasses
of the cat[C]s

[Verse 14]
After [Bb]they have been [G]skinned
Now get this, [D]we

[Verse 15]
[G]
[D]fee[Cm]d the[G] rats to the cats
[D]And the [G]cats

[Verse 16]
to the rats [Eb]and get
[G]the cat skins for nothing
We feed the [D]rats to the cats

[Verse 17]
and the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for
[G]nothing
[G][C][G][F][G][G]