How Now Easter Cow Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Hee- haw!
Before the bunny show
The [G]le gend here was told
The [Em]first to hide the eggs
Was a long- horn with four legs

[Verse 2]
[Em]Instead of hiding eggs
Be[G]hind the shrubs and lilacs
[Em]He was always caught

[Verse 3]
Feeding his seven stomachs
[Em]
[G]This critter had a hunger
And [F#m]so thi[Em]s is what he did[D]
He [G]ate up all the grasses
Where the [Em]goodies should be [D]hid

[Verse 4]
He [Em]tried to kick the habit
Have [G]something else to munch
But the [Em]only patches working
Were the ones he had for lunch
[G]Oh,

[Verse 5]
how now Easter cow
[Em]Will you get [D]off the [G]grass?
How now Easter cow
[Em]Do you eat grass so fa[D]st?

[Verse 6]
[G]How now Easter cow
[C]Do you eat all those [A]buds?
[D]How [G]now, bow wow meow,
Easter [Em]cow
Will [D]you stop chewing [Em]cud?

[Verse 7]
[Em]
His sidekick was a hare
The [G]bunny waited there
For [Em]him to get his fill up

[Verse 8]
He ate until he hiccuped
[Em]By dawn's early light
You could [G]see the lawn was [D]gone
[Em]Just when hope had dimmed
The rabbit's plan was drawn

[Verse 9]
He [G]said, till you get helped I'll be
the [Em]one who is in [D]charge here
The [G]Easter cow said, bless you
And he [Em]headed for some [D]clover

[Verse 10]
[Em]Easter changed forever when
[G]the rabbit hid the eggs
But [Em]we still miss that bovine
Two ears, one moo, four legs
[D]Oh,

[Verse 11]
[G]how now Easter cow
[Em]Will you get [D]off the [G]grass?
How now Easter cow
[Em]Do you eat grass so fa[D]st?

[Verse 12]
[G]How now Easter cow
[C]Do you eat all those [C#dim]buds?
[A]How [D]now, [G]bow [D]wow [Em]meow,
[D]Easter [Em]cow[G][Em]
Will [D]you stop chewing [Em]cud?

[Verse 13]
[Em]Sing along
Moo- moo, moo- moo, moo- moo,
moo- moo, moo- moo
Moo- moo, moo- moo, moo- moo,
moo- moo, moo- moo
[G]

[Verse 14]
Your herbivorian tastes
Cost [Em]you your Easter p[D]lace
I [G]am sorry if this hurts
You've [Em]got no bunny traits
[D]

[Verse 15]
[Em]
Moo- moo, moo- moo, moo,

[Verse 16]
moo- moo, moo- moo, moo- moo
[Em]
[G]Oh, how now Easter cow
[Em]Will you [D]get off the [G]grass?
How now Easter cow
Do [Em]you eat grass so [D]fast?[G]

[Verse 17]
How now Easter cow
Do [C]you eat all those [A]buds?
[D]How now, [G]bow wow meow,
[D]Easter cow[G][D]
Will you stop chewing [Em]cud?

[Interlude 1]
[Em]

[Verse 18]
So what do you think Junior?
Did you enjoy the sad story
of the Easter cow?
Yeah, I guess
What's the matter? you don't have
the usual pep in your step today
I know, I just miss my dad
I understand

[Verse 19]
Oh, hey Bob's back
Bob you've got grass
on your face
Have you been playing Easter cow?
I can't believe I'm actually
going to admit this, but
Yes, I have been playing Easter cow

[Verse 20]
Okay kids, listen up
I have a special Easter surprise
for you
We're going to have an Easter egg hunt

[Verse 21]
Mr Bob, Easter eggs are fun,
you know
But how is going on an Easter egg hunt going
to teach us about the Easter story?
You'll see Annie
Okay kids, just make your way through
this door out onto the back lawn
It's time for the incredible Easter egg hunt