Hip Hop Quotables Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Bm]Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm
high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge,
so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from
the traps to the burbs

[Verse 2]
My filthy [Bm]mouth,
it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and took
my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator,
the size of a crater
And make government officials
breathe harder than Darth Vader

[Verse 3]
It's [Bm]the chicken and the beer
that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork,
I don't even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake,
with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but
I don't gain no weight

[Verse 4]
The number [Bm]one chief rocka,
clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board,
y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick ain't for kids,
if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward,
you fall back

[Verse 5]
Every [Bm]album that I drop has got
more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller,
y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed
but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland,
Oregon to Portland, Maine

[Verse 6]
Now [Bm]I roll up torpedoes,
get blunted with Rastas
For a hefty fee,
I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm
a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em
I want a full court press

[Verse 7]
So [Bm]momma toast your glass while
I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every single is a smash,
I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to
admit that they lost
And that they last about as long
as my part in the wash

[Verse 8]
From yo' [Bm]car to a crap game,
no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini- Me's shoes got
more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why
your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin',
with President Clinton

[Verse 9]
So stand [Bm]clear of the long
sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of
the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when
I hit from the back
Not to mention my
refrigerator's taller than Shaq

[Verse 10]
So yippie- kay- yay, yippie- yie- yie- [Bm]yo
If you can't swim,
don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman
just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck

[Verse 11]
up than tampons
[Bm]So wash all ya sins away
and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might have
to two- way him
Then catch me in your backyard,
playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell them kids,
"Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

[Verse 12]
Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
[Bm]
Got seven cars,
get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad,
they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates,
with actual blind people

[Verse 13]
But [Bm]my album's out the store,
yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot,
so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man
that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta
play hard or go home

[Verse 14]
All [Bm]that shit that y'all talkin',
y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down
with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo'
ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot
Locker water repellent

[Verse 15]
[Bm]I'm the man, I got money far as
the eyes can see
And I'm in a group,
I split dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry
that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in,
and get a Ferrari

[Verse 16]
I buy [Bm]cars with straight cash,
have meetings with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda,
no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' life and no
wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit
than a colostomy bag, fool!