Hetero Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][Bb][C5][C][F][Gm][Bb][C5][C]
[F]

[Verse 1]
What a fucked [Eb5]up wor[Eb]ld[F]
Or is it my fucked
[Eb]up head?[Gm]
The only [Gm]way you are c[Eb5]ool
[Eb]is[F][Fm][Bb]
If you're gay [Bbm]or dead
[C5]Straight,

[Verse 2]
[C]normal[C5],
hetero [Fm]guy[F]
[C]Normal, hetero,
straight [Fm]guy
[F][Fm]

[Verse 3]
[F]
[Bb]I never ge[Bb]t any[Eb5] chicks[F]
But it's better than a gun
Or a dick [Eb]in the mouth
Is there any place [F]to [Eb]be[F][Fm]
For a [Bb]normal [Bb5]straight
guy [Bb]like me?[C5]
[C]Straight,

[Verse 4]
normal, hetero [Fm]guy[F]
[C]Normal, hetero,
straight [Fm]guy[F][Fm][F]

[Verse 5]
[C]Maybe I should pierce my butt
[C5]Or get a[C] few tattoos
[F]May[Bb]be I [C]should wear a dress[F][Eb]
[F]Or be a homo like [C]you
[C5][C][Bb][C][F]

[Verse 6]
[C]Straight, normal, hetero [F]guy
[C]Normal, hetero,
straight [F]guy[Fm][F]

[Verse 7]
[C]Yeah, that's rig[C5]ht I'm a straight
Nor[F]mal, girl fuckin', coffee [C]drinkin'
Titty [C5]suckin', cigarette s[F]mokin',
seal killin'
Red neck ass bastard from hell