Hell's Greatest Dad Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[B]Haha!
[Em]Looks like [D]you could [C]use some [B]help
[Em]From the big [D]boss of [C]Hell him[B]self
[Em]Check out daddy's [D]glowing re[C]views on [B]Yelp
[Am]Five stars! [G]Flawless! [F#]Greater than [B]great!
[Em]Oh, with the punch[D] of a pent[C]agram[B]
I [Em]wap-bam, [D]boom, a[C]laka[B]zam
[Em]Usually, I [D]charge a sacri[C]ficial [B]lamb
But [Am]you get the [G]family r[F#]ate! T[B]hanks, dad!

[Bridge 1]
[Am]Who needs a busb[B]oy,
now that [Em]you've got the [G]chef? (Whoa-oh-oh)
[Am]Michelin tasti[B]ng menu, free [Em]à la carte[G]
[Am]I'll rig the game [B]for you
be[Em]cause I'm the [G]ref
[Am]Champagne foun[F#]tains, caviar mountains,
that's [B]just a start!

[Verse 2]
[Em]Who's been[D] here sinc[C]e day one?[B]
[Em]Who's been [D]faithful [C]as a [B]nun?
Who [Em]makes you chuckle
[D]with an old- [C]timey [B]pun
Your ex[Am]ecutive [G]produ[F#]cer! [B](That's true!)
[Em]I'm your g[D]uy, your d[C]ay-to- d[B]ay
Your [Em]chum, your [D]steadfast [C]hote[B]lier
Re[Em]member when I [D]fixed that [C]clog to[B]day?
I was [Am]stuck, [G]thank you [F#]sir! [B]Oh you!

[Bridge 2]
[Am]I'm truly hono[B]red
that we've [Em]built such a [G]bond (aw)
[Am]You're like the chil[B]d that I wish [Em]that I had[G]
(Uh, what?)
[Am]I care for you, [B]just like a daug[Em]hter I spawn[G]ed
(Hold on now!)
[Am]It's a little fun[F#]ny, you could almost call me [B]dad

[Interlude 1]
[Fm][Eb][Db][C]
[Fm][Eb][Db][C]
[Bbm][Ab]
[G][C]

[Verse 3]
[F]They say, when you're looking for as[G]sistance
It's [C]smart to pick the path
of least re[Am]sistance[A]
[D]Others say, that in your needy [G]hour
There's no [C]substitute for pure
an- gel- [Am]ic po[Bb]w- e[Ab]r!

[Bridge 3]
Who [Bb]just happens to also be your [C]blood!
[F]Sadly, there are times a birth [Bb]parent is a dud
They say the [C]family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you [D]butt out of my song?
Your song? I [E]started this!
I'm singing it, I'll [F]finish it!
Oh, you [Gb]tacky piece of

[Outro 1]
It's [C]me, yes it's [A]me
I know [Dm]you were all waiting for [G]me
I'm [C]here, what a [A]gas
Took a [Dm]while, but I'm present at [G]last
It's [D]me, it's [G]me Mim[Fm]zy![C]
Who?