Hazardous to Yourself Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[E5][Em][C][Bm][G][D5][Bb][Am]
[F][Em][C][Bm][G][D][D5][Bb][Am]
[F][Am]

[Verse 1]
[E5]Just read [Em]an artic[E5]le o[Am]n clogging arter[E5]ies
[Em]Renewed subscription [G]to my
health food [D]magazine[D5]
[Em]Don't wanna die [E5]young,
[Am]paranoid about t[E5]he future
I'm [Em]only 19 and I'm [G]a health
food connois[D]seur
[D5]Right now [Am]I'm sitting

[Verse 2]
in a room
I could be ly[C]ing in a box if I [Em]don't
eat [C]right[Bm][G][D][D5][Bb][Am]
[E5]Some peopl[Am]e tell me what is
good and bad [D5]for m[E5]e
I don't [Em]trust anyone [G]but health
food [D]magazine[D5]
[Em]Mom makes me food that sucks
[G]and I [Am]refuse [Em]to ea[D5]t[E5]
Lock my[Em]self in my room,
[G]lose thirty pound[D5]s a w[Am]eek
[C][Em][E5][D5]

[Verse 3]
[Am]Stay locked in your room [C]all [G]day,
Your warped imagin[F]ation
[Am]Stacks of books are [C]piled [G]high,
[G5]with use[G]less in[F]formation
[F#]Let your a[G5]nxi [G]ety[G5] tell you[F#] what
[G5]is good an[G]d bad for you
[F#]Let [G5]paran[G]oia t[Em]ell you what to do
[F#]You [G5]always s[G]ay t[F#]hat it's
[G5]a haz[G]ard to [G5]your health
[F#]Why don't [G5]you put y[G]our fucki[Em]ng
fear back on the shelf
Because the [C]only hazard I see,
the [D5]only hazard I [D]see[Bm]
[G]The only hazard I [Em]see is yourself

[Interlude 1]
[Em][C][Bm][G][D][D5]
[Bb][Am][F][Em][C][Bm][G][D]
[D5][Bb][Am][Em]

[Verse 4]
Signed a [D5]petition [G]to get
smokers out [D5]of h[E5]ere
I got the [Em]figures on second hand smoke
[G]death rate every [D5]year[Em]
Can't go outside my room,
you know [E5]I just can't [D5]leave[E5]
[Em]I'm too afraid that I will get s[G]ome weird [D5]disease
[Am][C]

[Interlude 2]
[Em][C][Bm]
[G][D][D5][Bb][Am]

[Verse 5]
[Em]My doctor tells me I'm a
hy[E5]pochondriac
He claims he [Em]can help me,
but he'd stab [G]me in the [D]back[D5]
[E5]Been all around my room,
There's nothing good to eat
Health magazine with ketch[Em]up is my new d[G]elicac[D]y[D5][Am]

[Outro 1]
[C][Em][E5][D5][D][D5][Am]
[C][G][F][Am][C][G][F]
[F#][G5][G][F#][G][F#][G][Em]
[F#][G5][G][G5][F#][G5][F#][G5][Em]
[C][D][D5][G][G5][D]
[C][D][D5][Bm]
[G][Em][C][Bm][G]
[D][D5][Bb][Am][F][Em][C][Bm][G]
[D][D5][Bb][Am][Em][C][Bm][G]
[D][G5][Gm][Am][Dm][Am][Em][C][Bm][G]
[Dm][Bb][Am][F][Am][Em][C][Bm][G]
[D5][Am][Em][C][Bm][G]
[Bb][Am][G]
[Am]