Happy Holidays, You Bastard Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped [D]two
fucking presents
It's Christ[G]mas eve
And I've only wrapped
[D]two fucking presents
And [Em]I hate, hate, hate your guts [C]I hate,

[Verse 2]
hate, hate your guts
[G]And I'll nev[D]er talk to you [C]again
Unless [D]your dad'll suck me off [G]I'll never talk

[Verse 3]
[D]
to you [C]again
Unless your mom will touch [G]my cock
I'll nev[D]er talk to you again
[C]Ejaculate into [G]a sock
I'll nev[D]er talk to you [C]again
I'll never talk to you [D]again

[Verse 4]
It's labor [G]day and my grandpa just
ate sev[D]en fucking hot dogs
Labor day [G]and my grandpa just
[D]ate seven fucking hot dogs
And [Em]he shit, shit, shit his pants [C]He's

[Verse 5]
always fucking shit his pants
[G]And I'll nev[D]er talk to you [C]again
Unless [D]your dad'll suck me off I'll [G]nev[D]er talk

[Verse 6]
to you again
[C]Unless your mom will touch [G]my cock
I'll nev[D]er talk to you [C]again
Ejaculate into [G]a sock
I'll never [D]talk to you [C]again
I'll never talk [D]to you [G]again