Halloween On Military Street Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
(Chorus)
Fuck! Damnit! Another [B]Halloween[C]
People on Military know
what [B]this [C]means
Houses on fire,
they're [B]blowin up [C]cars
Creatures in the streets,

[Verse 2]
and razor blades and candy bars
[C]I went to trick- or- treat
the first [B5]house on my block
[B]Spi[C]t in my face and
gave [B5]my a rock
[C]I tried to give it back and said
[B]"I'll take noth[B5]ing instead"
[C]Turned around and walked away and felt
the rock [B]peg me [C]in the head

[Verse 3]
[C]Walked to the next house dir
[B]ectly next [C]door
There I saw an old lady dead [B]on the floor
[C]I said "Excuse me miss,
but do you [Em]have [B]a treat?"
[C]She lifted her leg and scrapped
[B]flakes off her dead [C]feet

[Verse 4]
I ran to the next house happy [B5]and giddy
[B]And[C] there I seen a fat
woman [B]holding [B5]up her titty
[B]I s[C]aid, "Trick- or- treat." she
sad [B]"Treat- or- trick."
[C]And squeezed on her titty un[B]til[B5]
[B]it.....fuckit, that's [C]too sick

[Verse 5]
Next house up was sittin
back [B5]in th[B]e woods
[Am]I was [C]a lil frightened but
fuck [B5]I want the [B]goods
[C]I knocked on the door
I heard [B]a knock back
[C]And then I heard "COME ON IN"

[Verse 6]
and yo I'm like FUCK DAT
[C]This house belongs to [B]Mrs. [B5]Cherry Spoon
[C]She said, Drop your drawers and
[B]your treat is [B5]com ing soon
[C]I quickly grew a stiffy,
but kept my [B]eyes shut
[C]A hand came out the mail chute
and flicked me [B]in the nuts
[C]I

[Verse 7]
wobbled to the next house
[B]ready for [C]the worst
And chillin in the drive was
[B5]a long black [B]hurst
[C]I rang the door bell and said
Is [B5]anybody [B]home
[C]Of course little biy have
a sugar coated kidney stone

[Verse 8]
I [C]walked throught the field,
and to [B5]the next crib
[C]Her friendliness could only
be [B5]in her cooking bib
[B]I s[C]aid "How bout some candy."
[B]she said How [B5]bout instead,
[C]A nice hot fresh home made loa[B]f
of [B5]yeast infection [C]bread

[Verse 9]
My bag's gettin heavy
so I [B]rest [B5]on the curb
[C]And riding on his bike her
comes [B]little [C]Larry Shurb
I snuck up behind him
[B]and kicked him off [G]his seat
[B]I p[C]unched him in the neck,
and power bombed him in the street

[Verse 10]
[C]Now my bag of candy has
[B]doubled in [C]size
Up to the next house for [B]my scary prize
[C]I'm like trick- or- treat,
trick [B]treat tricky dick
[C]He opened up his door slapped my
lips and didn't give me shit

[Verse 11]
[C]Rock through his window
and ran [B]across [C]the street
To the Dayton Mansion I'm [B5]in for a[B] treat
[C]I dinged on the dong,
and here [B5]comes the butler
[C]A big gumpy tall ass lur[B]ch
lookin motherfuck[C]er

[Verse 12]
I said Hello Mr. is there
somethin [B]for my sack
[C]He reached in his pocket but
I think he [Bm]hurt his [B5]back
[C]It's taking him an hour,
my bag is [B]open ready
[C]But then he finally dropped it in my sac[B]k,
[B5]a fucking [B]penny

[Verse 13]
[C]The next house is[B5]
abandonded so for[C]get it
But wait a minute,
I [B]think some[B5]body's [B]livin [C]in it
I ran up to the door [B]"Trick- or- treat,
you can't hide"
[C]It was a crackhead, he crawled
[B]in my [G]bag and [C]died

[Verse 14]
The next house is mine
the [B]last on the block
[C]My mother's sitting on the porch
[B5]shining [B]up [C]her glock
I climbed on the roof with my
[B]brother Jump Steady
[C]And we yelled "HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN
LOVE!" to the whole [B]city[C]

[Outro 1]
(Chorus til fade)
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