Grumpy Old Man Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Hi,[G] it'[D]s okay[A]
[G]Look over the fence
[D]There's things over the[A]re
[G]That I know you[D] don't know
[A]about [G]yet
[D]Listen
I'm so defensive, there [Am]are thing

[Verse 2]
[G]s over there
[D]that I do not know [A]about, [Am]yeah[G][D]
I'm so defensive, I [Am]get [G]caught up in the mod[D]ern day,
the fishing net that's [A]pulling at my [G]feet[D]
I'm so defensive, I [G]got bongos thumping [D]in my chest
and something tells me they don't beat [A]for [G]me
[D]And I'm so defensive,
I [A]got egg [G]shells on my doorstep and I don't [D]give second chances [G]easily

[Verse 3]
I got [D]long hair, long beard,
[G]turtlenec[D]k sweater
Got that long hair, long beard,
[G]tur[D]tleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard,
[Em]nothin' feels [D]better
Than me and you and [G]me and me

[Verse 4]
[D]I'm so defensive,
I got [G]boobies on my booty
I got feel[D]ings in my feelings,
I got vi[G]olets on my violence, [D]yeah
I'm so defensive I got [G]fire in my fire
I got [D]whiskey in my shower,
got my dan[G]cing feet on [D]fleek

[Verse 5]
I got long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
[D]Got that long hair, long beard,
[G]turtlenec[D]k sweater
You got short hair, short beard,
[Em]nothin' feels [D]better
Than me and you and [G]me and me

[Verse 6]
[D]I'm so defensive,
I've [A]got egg[G]shells around [D]me
I love romance,
but I got egg[G]shells around [D]me
I'm on the fence and I [A]got
egg[G]shells around me
[A]Don't ste[D]p on 'em,
don't step on 'em
[G]Don't step on 'em, don't step on me

[Verse 7]
[D]Bo Diddley buy baby [A]dia
[G]mond [D]ring
And if that diamond ring don't
[A]shine[G]
[D]He gonna take it to a [A]private [G]eye[D]
If that private [A]eye can't see
He'd [G]better not take the ring [D]from me

[Verse 8]
I got long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
[D]Got that long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
[D]You got short hair, short beard,
[Em]nothin' feels [D]better
Than me and you and [G]me and me
I got [D]long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
Got that [D]long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
You got [D]short hair, short beard,
[G]nothin' feels better
Than [D]me and you and [G]me and you
I [A]got [D]long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
Got that [D]long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
You [D]got short hair, short beard,
[G]nothin' feels better
[D]Than me and you and [G]me and you
I [D]got long [G]hair, long beard,
turtleneck sweater
[D]Got that long hair, long beard,
[G]turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, [D]short beard,
[G]nothin' feels better
[D]Than me and you and me and [G]me

[Verse 9]
Take [D]you right up into the [A]galaxy on
[G]your galactic [A]steed
[G]With Sting
[D]My friend Sti[A]ng
[D]Ride [A]'em, [G]cowboy