Granda Plan For Landa Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Good evening, here is the news.
[E]The New South Wales gov[Em]ernment has[E]
predicted [A]widespread power cuts to be hit.
[D]Hell, the lights have gone out!
Oh, [A]not another blackout,
it's un[D]real.
[A]Halfway through my shave,
you know how I [D]feel.
The [G]chicken's in the oven, half [A]-cooked.
Got the [G]tickets to Queensland [A]booked.
Oh, please, [D]Mr. Ranhander,
grander plan to [E]lander.
I'm [A]just about to blow a runny [D]fuse
Would someone hand a
grand a plan to [E]lander
And [A]shed a little light on the [D]news
Great [A]big piles of washing in [D]the hall
We [A]should have kept the copper
in the laundry after [D]all
We'll [G]light the barbecue again
[A]For Un [G]cle's chopping wood in the rai[A]n
Oh, please, Mr. [D]Rand,
hand a grand a plan to [E]lander
I'm [A]just about to blow a ruddy [D]fuse
Would someone hand
a grand a plan to [E]lander
And [A]shed a little light on the [D]news?
Taken away, [E]Sparky![A][D][E][A][D]
They've [A]gone and turned
the fans off in the [D]pub
And there's [A]no guiding
light leading to the [D]loo
But I [G]found a likely place to go
[A]You sho[G]uld have heard the lady
[A]Oh, oh, please, Mr. [D]Rand,
hand a grander plan to [E]Lander
I'm [A]just about to blow a ruddy [D]fuse
Would someone hand
a grander plan to [E]Lander
And [A]shed a little light on the [D]news?
[A]Now the sheep out in the
paddock half [D]shorn
The [A]dairy cows will have to milk
themselves tomorrow [D]morn
And I'm [G]missing my
favourite TV [A]show
Spa[G]ghetti out on Channel [A]O!
Mr. [D]Rand, hand a grand a plan to [E]lander
I'm [A]just about to blow a ruddy [D]fuse
Would someone hand a
grand a plan to [E]lander
And [A]shed a little light on the [D]news
Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to [E]lander
I'm [A]just about to blow a ruddy [D]fuse
Would someone hand a plan [E]to Lander,
And [A]shed a little light on the [D]news.
Oh, would someone hand
a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a plan...
...is he going to spoil theaining?
Did hand a plan to [E]Lander
Will [D]someone hand a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon
to plan to land up?
Oh jeez, I'm sorry.