Get The Joke Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][Gaug][Baug][G][Am]

[Verse 1]
Put [Am]my
hand on the Bible
Doing it for liable
[Dm]It's suing season
And I [E]am broke

[Verse 2]
[Am]Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
[Dm]Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
[E][D][E][Am]

[Verse 3]
Sometimes you've got to
get the [Dm]joke[G]
It's the only thing that keeps
this [C]bloke [E]afloat[Am]
Who put this spanner in my [Dm]spokes?
[Fm]I can't change how it's wrote[C][E]

[Verse 4]
[Am]Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
[Dm]They all walk past me
I wouldn't [E]know[D]
[Bm]Make

[Verse 5]
[Am]me a new man
Find me a new plan
[Dm]I am a sports fan
A real bloke
[E][Am]

[Verse 6]
Sometimes you've got to
get the [Dm]joke[G]
It's the only thing that keeps
this [C]bloke [E]afloat[Am]
Who put this chainsaw in my [Dm]spokes?
[Fm]I can't change how it's wrote[C]

[Verse 7]
[F]
When my ship [C]comes [Am]in
[G]She'll be on [D]it[Am]
Eating a fresh kebab
And I want [Ab]it

[Interlude 1]
And I want it now
[G][Am][Dm][G]
[C][E][Am][Dm]
[Fm][C][E]

[Verse 8]
[Am]Sometimes you've got to
get the [Dm]joke[G]
It's the only thing that keeps
this [C]bloke [E]afloat[Am]
Who put this chainsaw in my [Dm]spokes?
[Fm]I can't change how it's wrote[C][E]

[Verse 9]
[Am]Sometimes you've got to
get [Dm]the joke[G]
It's the only thing that keeps
this [C]bloke [E]afloat[Am]
You get the dagger out of [Dm]cloak
[Fm]I can't change how
it's [C]wrote[C]
Arse?