Funny papers Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Did[F#m] no one ev[Em]er teach
you how [Bm]to dance?[Em]
Nobody ever taught
you how [F#m]to dance?
[Bm]Well- well[F#],
everyone knows [F#m]how to dance[Em][G]
[D]There's only so much [Em]time
[C]Yea[Em]h, somebody

[Verse 2]
[D]died today, I
I saw his picture in the funny papers
Didn't think [Bm]anybody died on a Friday
[G]Some angry banker,
[Bm]some kind [D]of money trader
Recently divorced,
was drunk drivin' down [Bm]the highway
[D]And drove off the bridge to
his wedding song
Blew out the bass in his speakers,
you can still hear [G]the treble goin'
The hospital [Em]was useless,
and everything was quiet but [A]the music
Recently, I only [D]meet peace
when in deep sleep
Been the [F#m]same dream, w[Bm]orld safe,
smile on her face
[F#m]Waitin' on [G]the other side
I wonder if [Bm]He'll take me to
the [Em]other side, yeah
[A]What you[D]r eyes see, too naive for war,
and that'll screw ya
[Bm]Still bet it all on the glory, hallelujah
[G]I heard the answer in
the gibberish of [Bm]an old drunk
[Em]All he said was he's in no r[A]ush

[Verse 3]
If I could just [D]pay my rent by Tuesday
I bet I'd be [Bm]rich by April Fools' day
The [G]moon's wide awake,
with a smile on his [Bm]face
As he [Em]smuggle constellations
in his [A]suitcase
Don't you love si[D]lence?[F#]

[Verse 4]
[Bm]Everything quiet but the music
[D][G][Bm]
[Em]Everything quiet but the [F#]music
[A]Do you love [D]silence?[A]
[Bm](Ooh- ooh- ooh)
Everything quiet but the music
(Hoo- [Em]hoo,
[A]hoo- hoo, hoo- hoo- hoo, hoo)
[F#]Somebody gave birth to a

[Verse 5]
[D]baby boy
I saw his picture in the
[F#m]funny paper[Bm]s
Eleven pounds,
named [A]after his uncle [F#m]Gabriel
[G]His mother cried with her lips
against [A]his soft face
[Em]Why'd she bring these bright
[A]eyes into this dark place?
[D]Oh, sweet, sweet oblivion
[Bm]Way before the information
gets [F#m]settled [G]in
I swear to God I never wanna [Bm]sin again
[Em]But I fear that trouble's on[A]
its [D]way (yeah)
The mind go with age, don't [F#m]surrender
[Bm]My mistake, I [F#m]misplaced
all of my remembers
[G]Baby, there's a little
vacation in the [A]dresser
Take [Em]one for depression,
and [D]two for your [A]temper

[Verse 6]
If I could just [D]pay my rent by Tuesday
I [F#]bet I'd be [Bm]rich by April Fools' day
The [Em]moon's wide awake,
with a smile on his face
As he [C]smuggle constellations
in his suitcase
Don't you love [Bm]silence?
[A]Oh shit, here come the ice[F#]breaker

[Verse 7]
[Bm]
It's danger when he's bringin'
out [G]the lightsaber
The words awesome but
[A]he's talkin' outta [Em]turn often
I blew the fuck up,
then became [A]the world's problem
[D]Bad hygiene, all about that gross life
Hate to see somebody
[Em]fuckin' up their own life
[G]Just roll the dice and put
[C]twenty on [Em]midnight
Have a feelin' we gon' win tonight
[A]'Cause when the [D]snakes start slitherin',
you spot the [Em]chameleons
[Bm]You realize you surrounded
[D]by [A]reptilians
[D]Shit, I ain't an innovator
[Em]
Just a motherfuckin' [Ebm]illustrator
[Bm][D][Bm]
[G][Em]
[F#]

[Verse 8]
[D]
Why does [Bm]it matter
[D]At all[G]? Ooh- oh, ooh- oh

[Outro 1]
[Em][F#][Ebm][D][Em]
[Bm][G][Bm][A]
[Em][F#][D]
[Bm][Em][G]
[C][Bm]
[D][Bm][D]
[G][A][G][Em][Esus4]
[Bm][D]
[G][A][G][Em][E][Em]
[D][C#m][Bm]
[G][Em][C]
[Bm]