Funeral Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]It's a perfec[Em]t day
for a [Bm]funeral
It's such a nice [C]view when
you're six feet [G]down
Fuck a [Em]nine- to- five, fuck a cubicle
[Bm]Yeah, I'd rather be dead[D],

[Verse 2]
baby, take me out
[G]Put me in my grave in [Em]a
bustdown casket
[Bm]Yeah, she got ass,
but it's [D]too [C]much plastic
[G]Left her in the past 'cause she
[Em]way too problematic
[Bm]Dick- suckin' lips,
she [C]could probably use [G]some chapstick

[Verse 3]
I just called [Em]the plug, now he on [Bm]the way
I was way too [C]fucked up yester[G]day
Say she wanna [Em]stay,
but she can't [Bm]stay
I'm too busy getting
[C]fucked up every [G]day

[Verse 4]
It's a perfect [Em]day for a funer[Bm]al
It's such a nice [C]view when
you're six [D]feet [G]down
Fuck a nine- [Em]to- five, fuck a cubicle
[Bm]Yeah, I'd rather be dead[C], baby,
take me [G]out
[Em][Bm]

[Verse 5]
[C]
Ain't no [G]rest 'til I rest in peace,
close my [Em]eyes, but I won't sleep
Crack my [Bm]back,
I get [G]a flashback, I took t[C]oo much LSD
I swear these [G]women just like money,
coming, [Em]going as they please
And when [Bm]I find who took my Louis bag,
I'm [C]pulling out his [G]teeth

[Verse 6]
I just called [Em]the plug, now he on the [Bm]way
I was way too [C]fucked up yester[G]day
Say she wanna [Em]stay,
but she can't [Bm]stay
I'm too busy getting
fucked up [G]every day

[Verse 7]
It's a perfect [Em]day for a f[Bm]uneral
It's such a nice [C]view when
you're six [D]feet [G]down
Fuck a nine- to- [Em]five, fuck a cubicle
[Bm]Yeah, I'd rather be dead[C],
baby, take me out
[G][Em]

[Verse 8]
[Bm]Yeah, I'd rather be dead[C], baby,
take me [G]out[Em][Bm]
Yeah, [C]come on, baby, take me out

[Verse 9]
[G]I just called the plug, now he on the way
I was so fucked up yesterday
I called the plug, now he on the way
I was way too fucked up yesterday