French Taunter Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
And now i want to turn [Em]you to
Sumeria,...787
[F#](music
[Em]
begins)
(Horn Blows)
Hello? ......Hello?! Hello? Who is it?
It Is King Arthur and these are my
knights of the round table,

[Verse 2]
whose castle is this?
[Em]This is the castle of my master,
Du eiut of lalamba!
Go and tell your master that we have
been charged by god,
with a sacred quest. If you will give
us food and shelter for
the night, he can join us
in our quest for the holy grail.

[Verse 3]
Well, i'll ask him [Em]but i dont think
he will be very keen!
Uh, he's already got one you see!

[Verse 4]
[Em]WHAT!?! He says they already
got one!
Are you sure he's got one?

[Verse 5]
Oh yes [Em]its a very nice! uh i told them
we already got one! hehe
(snickers behind wall)

[Verse 6]
[Em]Well,
uh, can we come up and have a look?
OF COURSE not! You are english Type!
Well what are you then!?
I'm french! Why do you think i have this
outragious accent you silly

[Verse 7]
king!
[Em]What are you doing in England?
Mind your own buisness!
If you are will not show us the grail,
we shall have to take your castle
by force!
You dont frighten us
you English pig dogs!

[Verse 8]
Go and [Em]boil your bottoms!
Son of a silly person!

[Verse 9]
I'll blow my nose at you, so [Em]called Arthur king!
You and all your silly
English cunnnnnnnnnigits!

[Verse 10]
TTHPPBPBB!!(making fart [Em]nosies with
tongue)
What a strange person.....

[Verse 11]
Now look [Em]her my good man..
I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot

[Verse 12]
trough [Em]water!
I'll fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a
hamster and you father smelt
[Em]of eldiberry!!!!
Is there someone else up there
we can talk to?

[Verse 13]
NO! Now go [Em]away or I
shall taunt you a second time!
[Em]ah well

[Verse 14]
unfortunatley, our projecter has broken down,
and
the other one [Em]is still at the theatre shop,
so, uh while I
get Sheila to get around and
see if it's ready,
and here's a recording of an inbreaker.