French Castle Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
And here [G]we are, back with [F]the film, as
Arthur approaches another castle.
[G]Oh, 170 to 180 feet [F]high, I should say,
with an in[C#]ner and outer [Bb]bailey in the...
Oh, shut [G]up!
PHONE
RINGS
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Who is it?
It is
King
Arthur, and these are my
Knights of the
Round
Table.
Whose castle is this?
This is the castle of my master,
Gwydel
Lwambar.
Go and tell your master that we
have been charged by
God with a sacred quest.
If he will give us food and shelter for the night,
he can join us in our quest for the
Holy
Grail.
Well, I'll ask him, but I
don't think he'll be very keen.
He's already got one, you see.
What?
He says they've already got one?
Are you sure he's got one?
Oh, yes, it's very nice.
I told him we already got one.
Well, um,
can we come up and have a look?
Of course not.
You are
English types.
Well, what are you then?
I'm
French.
Why do you think I have this outrageous accent,
silly king?
What are you doing in
England?
Mind your own business!
If you will not show us the grail, we shall take
your castle by force!
You don't frighten us,
English pig -dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms,
sons of a silly person!
I'll blow my nose at you, so -called
Arthur
King!
You and all your silly
English kniggets!
What a strange person.
Now look here, my good man.
I don't want to talk to you no more,
you empty -headed animal food trough whopper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and
your father smelt of elderberries.
Is [G]there someone else up there
we can talk to?
No, now go away, or I shall taunt you
a second time!
The management of this theatre wish to announce
that they have received certain information
to suggest that there may be a bomb
located on the premises.
Patrons are requested to evacuate this theatre
as quickly as possible.
[G]While evacuating,
the audience may wish to avail themselves
to the extensive range of facilities offered
in our foyer sales display.
Soft drinks, chocolates, and boiled sweets,
a variety of dairy ice cream.
Hot dogs, roasted peanuts,
old copies of
Newsweek, big prophylactics,
[G]dubbin, broken glass.