Free Shots Chords

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[Verse 1]
[C]Hi all you[Dm] sweet darlings out ther[C]e.
This [Dm]is your old man,
[C]old man Jack, you [Dm]know.
I got a little [C]bedtime story for [Dm]you.
It's about a young [D]dude [C]named
Sweet [Dm]William.[G]
[C]Well the other day, [Dm]Sweet William
was [C]frontin' a mellow denim buy,
a ten gallon [Dm]sky,
and walkin' on some [C]high heel [Dm]kicks
[C]like [Dm]he was born r[C]idin' a Brahma bull.
[Dm]He s[C]ure ain't no c[Dm]ow boy
[G]I s[C]aid, Sweet W[Dm]illiam, my main man,
I ain't seen you in a light year
You've been [C]spacin', [Dm]baby
He [C]say back to me, Jack[Dm],
I'm [C]beautiful, my game's uptight
[Dm]All right,
[Bm]but [C]there's some weird haps [Dm]goin' down
[C]I notice y[Dm]our strange strut, I say Jack,
the [C]other night me and my [Dm]main squeeze
had a fight, you [C]know, alley an[Dm]d fort
So I sprint and made it on the scene,
wherein I scoped over this mellow chick,
you understand.
She was a stone pot,
and I shot her my very best [A]game.[Dm]
I said, Miss Lady,
can I tell you you're beautiful,
you're a superstar, Mama.
[D]Oh, [B]the vibes was [E]heavy, [Dm]Jack.
[C]Right on, [Dm]man, she [E]purred,[C][Bb]
let it all [Dm]hang loose.
She rang my [Am]times, [A]Bro[Am]ther Jac[Dm]k,
[D]she[G] sure enough rang him[Am]
Now my [Dm]man's [Am]squeezin' me,
[Dm]we done ma[G]de u[Bb]p
[C]But me and my Jones
been [Dm]feelin' weird
the last couple days
[C]Well, [A]you know,
[Dm]I gave old Will a mm[C] -hmm
[Dm]And said, [C]what was t[Dm]he
name of that chick, Will?
He said, she told me they call [C]her Venus
[Dm]Wow, I [C]said, Billy,
[Dm]do what you must[C]
But Venus [Dm]is one chick you c[D]annot tr[Dm]ust
[C]You gotta look [Dm]out for Lady [C]V.
She's older than [Dm]time
and smarter than me.
Or you, Brother [C]Will.
What you [Dm]mean, man?
[C]Sweet William [Dm]asked.
So I told him the last name
of his Lady V.
First I gave him a hint.
It begins with D. D, and D,
Sweet William cried.
Right [C]on, Brother, [Dm]I replied.
You need to get a shot for what you got.
But she was a lady old bill went [B]right on
so [C]I t[E]old him to pretty o[Dm]r
ugly or [E]just plain [Bb]Jane
[A]I'm a lady [Dm]or a chick
who ain't [Dm]VD can hide on[Em] us
It's [G]scratches and itches
[Am]and it can really hurt
[Dm]but [G]a chic[Am]k don't even
[C]know what [Bb]VD's [C]doing.
It's dirt I [Dm]went on to tell William.
That's what you got to [E]tell
your own [Dm]main screen
and [C]any other lady [Dm]you try to
[C]please I [Dm]mean
What [C]you [Dm]got[C]
He says, man, [Dm]I don't even
want to tell no dog to [C]that.
And I [Dm]said, Minnie, baby,
them cats is [C]cool.
They keep [Dm]everything under their hats,
[C]man.
[Dm]An d they have free shots
that gonna [C]cure what you [Dm]got.
I said, well, you know, [C]old Wolfman [Dm]Jack
can be mighty [C]persuasive [Dm]sometimes. What am I going to do,
[G]sweet William [Dm]sighed?
I [C]said, them free [Dm]shots is where it's at.
Well, I took him down to the health
[C]center down the street
[Dm]and met the hippest old [C]dog[Dm]
[C]you [Dm]could ever hope to meet.
[C]Gave Will a free sho[Dm]t for what he got.
An[C]d s[Am]traighten h[C]im out
about [Dm]tellin' his chick
And all the other [Dm]ladies he's been with
[C]I tell y[Dm]ou, you gott[C]a tell t[Dm]hem, Will
[C]Or they won't know
[Dm]Cause it'll do a job, but it does it [C]slow
[Dm]And let me tell you, Will,[C]
it's [Dm]a hard, hard way to go
An[Dm]d they got free shots
for what [C]the ladies got [Dm]too
Well, Sweet Willi[Dm]am did his tr[C]ick
And he [Dm]spread the word
And old Doc was pretty [Dm]busy last I heard
Now [Dm]I want all you hipsters
And all you [Dm]fine slick chicks,
remember this story when
[Dm]you're out for kicks.
And [Dm]remember,
as long as your wolfman's on the scene,
he gonna tell it to you [Dm]straight
and keep it clean.
And you better believe,
there's gonna be no clap for the wolfman.
No [Dm]clap for the wolfman.

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