For the last time i'm dominican Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Car[Gm]la: I[D]'ve had it[Gm] up to here[D]
So let [Gm]me make it [D]very clear Be[Gm]cause I
[D]swear I'll never clue you in again
Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico
Turk: Yes?
Carla: For the [Cm]last time, [D]Turk,
I'm Dominican!
[Gm][D]

[Verse 2]
[Gm]
Turk: Don't make a big to- do
I was simply testing you
Carla: Then why'd you tell J. D. Our
[D]baby's "blaxican"?

[Verse 3]
Turk: Babe, you [D]know I
know the truth
Carla: Well, I need a little proof
So list all you know about me,
or [Gm]no s** again

[Verse 4]
Turk: Uh... Let's [Gm]see...
[D]Your name is Car[Cm] la
Carla: Oh, yes
Turk: You are Lat[Gm]ina
Carla: Impressive
Turk: You're [D]a nurse,
your mother's dead
[Gm]And, wait - I got it!
Three [Cm]sis ters
Carla: Turk!
Turk: Two sis[Gm]ters?
Well, I'm [A]sure you have a brother
who's [D]a huge jerk- off!

[Verse 5]
Carla: Tell [D]me,
what's my middle [Gm]name?
[D]Turk: Okay, [Gm]I'm tired of this game
Let's forget it, I give up,
I [D]guess you win again
But it's not just me who gets mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!

[Verse 6]
Tod[Adim]d: Sorry, even [D]I know,
she's [Gm]Dominican!
[D]Boo- ya![G]

[Verse 7]
Carla: Did I grow [G]up in Illinois
or was it [Am]Michigan?[D]
How [Am]long before we [D]met
was I in [G]medicine?
Was our [E]wedding song the
Beatles or Led [Am]Zeppelin?
Am I [G]freakin' Puerto [D]Rican or [G]Dominic[D]an?
[G]Turk: The thing is

[Verse 8]
[Cm]guys remember [Gm]facts
Like what Derek [D]Jeter hit last year,
which was [Gm]three- oh- three!
And that is [Cm]why our [Gm]brains
are maxed
And there's no [A]room for things like
birthdays [D]or ethnicities!

[Verse 9]
Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into
the workings of the inner man
Turk: Let's talk about your job and not
[Eb]the fact that you're...
Carla: Dominican!

[Verse 10]
Turk: You're not [Abm]staying
home from work
Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk?
Turk: I'll support you if you choose
to earn the [Eb]Benjamins

[Verse 11]
Carla: Then I'll [Eb]return to work today!
Now, you're sure that that's okay?
Turk: I [C#m]say "ЎSн!" - which
is [Eb]"yes" in Domin[Abm]ican!
And Puerto Rican!
Carla: Turk!
Turk: But [Eb]you're Domin

[Verse 12]
[Abm]ican!