First Class Loser Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Have[C][G][Am][C][G]
you [Am]ever had a family
Or [C]a friend that drove [G]you crazy,
Or a [Am]foe or a neighbor
Without nox[C]ious fool of [G]lazy?

[Verse 2]
[Am]The type of guy you'd
cross six lanes
[C]Of traffic [G]to avoid,
He's [F]always got his handout,
He's wicked unem[G]ployed

[Verse 3]
[G]
You can't [Am]ditch him, you
can't lose him
There is [C]no place you can [G]hide
He's [Am]a boy, he's a jerk
He's [C]everything that you des[G]pise
But you can[Am]'t just tune him out

[Verse 4]
Because he's [C]too loud to ig[G]nore
When he [F]shows up at your house
You kill the lights and hit the floor
[G]

[Verse 5]
'Cause he's a [C]first class [F]loser!
He's a [C]first class [G]loser!
He's a [C]first class loser,
which [F]nobody can deny!
He's a [C]first class [G]loser!
He's not my type [Am]of guy
[C][G][Am][C]

[Verse 6]
[G]His personali[Am]ty is impervious
To [C]reason or sug[G]gestion
He can[Am]'t take a hint
And he [C]always says he's [G]welcome
He's [Am]nobody's

[Verse 7]
friend
Yeah he's [C]hated by all [G]reasons
He only [F]cares about himself
He parks in handicap spaces
[G]

[Verse 8]
'Cause he's a [C]first class [F]loser!
He's a [C]first class [G]loser!
He's a [C]first class loser,
I [F]stab him in the eye!
He's [C]a first class [G]loser!
He's not my type [C]of guy

[Verse 9]
We've all [F]got some loser in
[G]our spot [C]and aim a full time job
I may [F]be a little differ [G]called
but I'm [C]not a total nut

[Verse 10]
I wanna hit [F]him, bite him, fight him,
[G]Punch him [C]watch him as he falls
I'm gonna [G]trash him,
kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls

[Verse 11]
He's [C]a first class [F]loser!
He's a [C]first class [G]loser!
He's [C]a first class loser,
which [F]nobody can deny!
He's [C]a first class loser he's
[G]not my type of guy
He's a [C]first class loser,
he [F]makes me wanna cry!
He's a [C]first class loser!
[G]I wouldn't miss him if he die[Am]d

[Verse 12]
[Am]Oh, oh no what,
what come on you know what I'm saying