Everything You Know Is Wrong Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][C][G][A]
[D]

[Verse 1]
I was driving on [G]the
freeway [A]in the [D]fast lane
With a rabid [G]wolver[A]ine in my un[Bm]derwear
[A]When sud[E]denly a guy be
[A]hind me in the back seat
Popped right [G]up and cupped his
hands across my [D]eyes
I guessed, "Is it Un[G]cle
[A]Frank or Cousin [D]Louie?
Is it Bob or [G]Joe or Wal[A]ter?
Could it [Bm]be Bill or Ji[A]m or
Ed or [E]Bernie or Steve?"
I probably [A]would have kept on guessing
But about that time we
crashed into the [Bm]truck
And as I'm laying [E]bleeding
there on the as[A]phalt
Fi[D]nally I [G]recognize [D]the fac[Em]e of
my hi[G]bachi dealer
[A]Who takes off [G]his [A]pros[F#m]thetic
[A]lips and tells [D]me
[G]Everything you [A]know is wrong
[D]Black is white,
up is [G]down and [A]short [Bm]is long
And [A]everything [E]you thought was just so[A]
[G]import[A]ant [F#m]does n't matt[E]er
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is wro[D]ng
Just forget the [F#]words and sing a[Bm]long
All you [A]need to un[E]derstand is
[G]Everything you [A]know is wrong
[F][G]

[Verse 2]
[D]
I was walkin' to [G]the kitchen for
[A]some [D]Golden Grahams
When I ac[G]cidentally [A]stepped in
[F#]to a a[Bm]lternate d[A]imension[E]
And soon I was ab[A]ducted by
some aliens from [G]space
Who kinda looked like Jamie [D]Farr
They sucked out my in[G]ternal or[A]gans
And they [D]took some Polaroids and
[G]said I was a [A]darn good [F#]sport
[Bm]And as a way o[A]f saying thank[E] you
They offered to trans[A]port me back to any
point in history that I would care to [Bm]go
And so I had them [E]send me
back to last [A]Thursday night
[D]So I could pay[G] my pho[D]ne bill on time
[Em]Just then the disembod[G]ied head of Colo[A]nel
[G]Sanders [F#m]star ted y[A]elling

[Verse 3]
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is wro[D]ng
Black is white,
up is [G]down and [A]short [Bm]is long
And [A]everything [E]you thought was just so[A]
[G]import[A]ant [F#m]does n[E]'t matter
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is wrong
[D]Just forget the wor[C#sus4]d
s an[F#]d sing alo[Bm]ng
All you [A]need to un[E]derstand is
[G]Everything you [A]know is wrong

[Interlude 1]
[D][G][A][G][Bm][G][E]
[F#][G]
[A][C][F][G]
[Am][Bb][Am][Bb]
[G][C][Dm][Eb]
[F][Fm][F#][A][Am][Bb]
[G][C][A][D]

[Verse 4]
I was just about [G]to mail a
letter [A]to my [D]evil twin
When I [G]got a [A]nasty pa[Bm]per cut
[A]And, well, to [E]make a long story short
[A]It got infected and I[G] died
So [D]now I'm up in heaven with St.
[G]Peter [A]by the [D]pearly gates
And it's ob[G]vious he [A]doesn't like the
[Bm]Nehru [A]jacket [E]that I'm wearing
He tell[A]s me that they've
got a dress code
[Bm]Well, he lets me into heaven [E]anyway
But I [A]get the [D]room next to the [G]noisy
[D]ice [Em]machine for all [G]eternity
And [A]every [G]day he run[F#m]s
by [A]screaming

[Verse 5]
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is [D]wrong
Black is white,
up is [G]down and [A]short [Bm]is long
And [A]everything you thought [E]was just so important
[A]doesn't [G]matter[A][F#m][E]
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is wrong
[D]Just forget the words and s[F#]ing along[Bm]
All you [A]need to un[E]derstand
[G]is[A][G][A]
[D]Everything [G]you kno[A]w is wro[D]ng