Everything Gets Better When You're Drunk Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Started out with Bur[A]gundy,
a [B]simple Montrachet Vintage [G]53
And a [Bm]simple meal of [G]Marengo veal,
with Pota[Am]toes Lyonnaise on [G]the side
[D]Then my business partner
[A]broke the news,
[B]he was taking over my [G]wife and shoes
So I [Bm]drank a bit, and it made [Em]a hit,
with the [Am]part of me that
still had[G]n't died
You know that everything gets [A]better
[D]when you're drunk
And most [G]everyone
be[A]comes your [D]long -lost friend
And say, [G]madam,
have you [A]any [D]change to [Bm]lend?
Cos [G]everything [C]gets better
when you're [D]drunk
I graduated down [A]the line
Any[B]thing that passed for a [G]pint of wine
Was a [Bm]treat for me, look at me, [Em]you see
Cos it's [Am]California, son,
off [G]the [D]vine Muscatel, [A]I drink a quart
[B]Then I follow breakfast with [G]tawny part
And it's [Bm]cocktail time, but I hold [Em]the line
At a [Am]jug of kosher blueberry w[G]ine
You know that everything gets [A]better
when [D]you're drunk
And the [G]world is so refo[A]cused
[D]when it's blurred
And the [G]reason for my [A]tremors
spread [D]the [Bm]word
Is [G]everything gets [C]better
when you're [D]drunk?
I bummed a buck off my [A]old friend
[B]He was just a little [G]around the bend
The eco[Bm]nomy broke his [Em]nerve, you see
And he [Am]needs martinis under his [G]belt
[D]So when you crave a drink [A]or two
[B]Just a little something to
pull [G]you through
You're no [Bm]better than every wino [Em]man
But at [Am]least I know you know
how [G]I felt
When I found everything gets [A]better
when [D]you're drunk
And most [G]everyone
be[A]comes your [D]long lost friend
They say [G]bad about you
[A]and it [D]changed too [Bm]bad
Cause [Em]everything [C]gets better
when you're [D]drunk[Em][C][D][G][A]
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[G]Thank [A]for[D][G]
you