Dysentery Gary Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]

[Verse 1]
[C]Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
[F]His issues make my mind ache
[G]Want to make a deal
[C]'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
[F]What a nice creation
[G]Worth another night in jail

[Interlude 1]
[C][C][F][G]

[Chorus 1]
[C]He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
[F]I would like to find him Friday night
[G]Hanging out with mom
and trying on his father's tights
[F]Life just sucks, I [G]lost the one,
I'm [C]giving up, she [Am]found someone
There's [F]plenty more, girls are such a [G]drag

[Interlude 2]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]

[Verse 2]
[C]So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
[F]You'll come back to me maybe
[G]I'll shower you with lies
[C]Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
[F]Decisions make my mind ache
[G]Want to make a deal

[Interlude 3]
[C][C][F][G]

[Bridge 1]
[C]Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy
that makes you want to kick and scream
[F]All along, you wish that she would stay
[G]Fuck the guy that took her and ran away

[Chorus 2]
[C]He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
[F]I would like to find him Friday night
[G]Hanging out with mom
and trying on his father's tights
[F]Life just sucks, I [G]lost the one,
I'm [C]giving up, she [Am]found someone
There's [F]plenty more, girls are such a [G]drag

[Interlude 4]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]
[C][F][G]
[C][F]

[Outro 1]
[F]Fuck this place, I [G]lost the war
I [C]hate you all, your [Am]mom's a whore
[F]Where's my dog?
'Cause [G]girls are such a [C]drag