Drunk Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]
Just [Bm]one d[D]rink, gonna [C]keep it mell[Em]ow
Re[D#m]sponsible [F#m]night for a [Em]polite fellow
Say [F#m]hello [A]to my [Em]friends and comrades
Don't [D#m]tend to off[Em]end so I say perhaps
Just [Bm]two drink[D]s,
as a [C]social cour[Em]tesy
[D#m]We can raise a [F#m]glass to our [Em]past fraternity
And [F#m]certainly a [A]perfectly nor
[Em]mal informal get together
[D#m]But it's been forever since
we [Em]gathered so whatever
Just [Bm]three drink[D]s,
for the [C]sake of the [Em]old times
Pro[D#m]ceed with tequila s[F#m]hots
with a [Em]dish full of cold limes
The [F#m]whole nine,
[A]laughing remem[Em]bering all the old lines
[D#m]Never used to [Em]work but I could
give 'em another try
Just [Bm]four drink[D]s, y'know,
[C]take the [Em]edge off
I've [D#m]had a hard we[F#m]ek,
I de[Em]serve to get sauced
[F#m]Pick up another [A]round as my
[Em]friends depart [G]and
They [D#m]may not stick [Em]around
but I just got [D]started

[Verse 2]
[G]Feel so much better tha[Em]n usual
I [G]feel in[Bb]dis p[Bm]ut a[B]ble
[D]Oh[Em][D]
[G]I think that I might be [Em]beautiful
[C]Just

[Verse 3]
[Bm]five drink[D]s, fuckin' [C]treat myself!
[Em]Pour the Dom P[D#m]erigno[F#m]n from the
[Em]back of the top [G]shelf
[F#m]Spend like [A]God put on [Em]airs to sell [G]it
Crowd [D#m]pre tends not to[B] care
but I [Em]know they're jealous
Just [Bm]six drinks, l[D]et slip the [C]dogs of [Em]war
Gonna [D#m]start a fuckin' [F#m]riot 'til I'm
[Em]tossed out the front door
[F#m]Zero to sixt[A]y I can t[Em]urn on a dime,
I'm hitting [D#m]bottom
And I'm [B]feeling like com
[Em]mitting a crime
Just [Bm]eight drink[D]s,
maybe [C]I've lost coun[Em]t?
I can't re[D#m]member the night,
[Em]what I drank, or the [G]amount
I'm [F#m]fading in and [A]out,
my very [Em]consciousness is crumbling
[D]Sorry, w[Em]as I saying[Bm] something?
Twelve drink[D]s, strolling [C]out of the [Em]hos pital
Is it [D#m]hair o[F#m]f the dog if you stay
[Em]drunk and don't stop at all?
[F#m]An other night los[A]ing it more
[Em]than I can afford
Was [D#m]I just feeling [B]bored?
Am [Em]I that insec[D]ure?

[Verse 4]
[G]Feel so much better tha[Em]n usual
I [G]feel in[Bb]dis p[B]utable
[D]Oh[Em][F#m]
[G]But now I'm feeling so [Em]beautiful
Don't wake me up [B]from this spell
I'm [D]under if [Em]I'm still b[D]reathing
[G]I know that I will be [Em]ugly when
I feel like myself [B]again
[D]Oh[Em][D]
[G]But now I'm feeling so [Em]beautiful

[Verse 5]
[Bm]Bottle of scotch served on the [C]rocks
with a shot of [D]Cachaça
Vodka, Sake [Em]kamikaze with
a handle of sherry a
[Bm]Cherry brandy [C]with a Jaeger
chaser champagne float
A [D]bourbon hot [D#m]toddy in
[Em]teacup of throat coat
Mar[Bm]tini, Bellini, [C]Negroni, Baileys,
[D]Kahlua, Sambuca
Soju, paloma, [Em]mojito, gimlet,
Frangelico, Guinness
[Bm]Tequila, man[B]hattan, a mar[C]garita,
old fashioned
Dry ver[D]mouth and something [D#m]I can't
[Em]taste 'cause I'm so [G]trashed

[Verse 6]
[Bm]Soldiering over I'm slower [C]shoulder
to shoulder with no one
[D]Stumbling sober[D#m]ing making
[Em]friends with a smoker
I know I'm [Bm]less than upright,
[B]losing the [C]fight with the ground
Then [D]someone hits the [D#m]lights
as they [Em]close for the night now
[Bm]Try to look at heaven and I
[C]can't see the stars
A billion [D]trillion eyes are [D#m]winking as I
[Em]walk between parked [Bm]cars
[B]Metabolizing liquor while I'm
[C]losing my friends
I'm gonna [D]hate myself to[D#m]morrow then
I'll [Em]do it again

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 7]
[G]Feel so much better tha[Em]n usual
I feel indis[B]putable
[D]Oh[Em][D]
[G]But now I'm feeling so [Em]beautiful
Don't wake me up [B]from this spell
I'm [D]under if [Em]I'm still b[D]reathing
[G]I know that I will be [Em]ugly when
I feel like myself [B]again
[D]Oh[Em][D]
[G]But now I'm feeling so [Em]beautiful
My vision is [F#]blurry
[G]As long as I'm [Bb]thirsty[F#]
[Bm]Nobody can [F#]hurt me, [G]hurt me, [A]hurt [Em]me