Dr. Ketchum Chords

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[Verse 1]
[G]We [C]think women are wonderful,
on this most men [G]agree,
Dr. Ketchum wrote the
book for all poster[C]ity.
Say, Red, you know, it seems that everybody's
been reading this Dr. Ketchum's report.
[F]Uh, by the way,
just what have you learned
[C]up to now, son?
Well, Ernest, after reading Dr.
Ketch[G]um's book,
I found out that most women bill,
[C]sham, and race rack
always star case in one [Am]shelf without [C]once [G]Kim scop[C]ing on a chiller right [G]do
tell because [C]it makes sense that lineup for [G]a first event [C]on the Rams org
and women [G]as you all [C]know can't kick off
[D]you[G] kno[C]w what that means
[G]yeah [C]that's what Ketchum
said boy he's restored
I [G]hope thank you dr. Ketchum
for giving us the [C]dope
and say you know there was something else in there to read that I didn't quite
understand about a woman [F]getting married younger nowadays [C]than they used to.
Oh, that's [G]where he
said most transmit
don't fight all -insurance marriage
[C]as much as they did 15
years ago. Uh -huh.
Yeah, sounds amazing,
doesn't it? Boy, it sure does.
And they can transmit on the Shillaram,
an[D]d this [G]of course is [C]one of the most import
[D]ant point[G]s of the s[C]urvey, I think.
I think it [G]is too, [C]Red.
[G]Tha[C]t's what Ketchum said, boys.
He's restored our hope.
[G]Thank you, Dr. to catch them
for givin' us the [C]dope.
And say, Red,
did you notice that part in there
where he said something
about brunettes
[F]being [C]easier to get along
with than redheads?
Oh, Ernest, I'm glad you
brought that up.
That's [G]of vital interest to the human [C]law.
He said that not one kind chief
in 45 % [G]knows [C]why women who
dearsed off [G]with a Phil Storm
[C]will always sign a rift with
a Kransman.
And not only women,
but some men kissed Ford with Patty Stag[D]g.
It [G]makes no differ[C]ence
if they're [D]blondes, bru[G]nettes,
[C]or redheads.
You know, he may [G]have something [C]there.
[G]We'[C]ve read Ketchum's book now.
[G]But it [C]don't change a thi[G]ng.
I'll go and find my girlfriend.
And buy a wedding [C]ring.
When we have a baby,
it'll be a boy, I [G]hope.
We'll name him after Ketchum
for giving [C]us the dope.
And there's just one more important thing here,
Ernest, I'd like to mention.
And what's that, Red?
[F]I'd like to urge the folks
to go [C]out and buy this book
on the behavior of the hu[G]man.
It's very [C]important.
It'll tell you how to race right,
prance with,
dearest [D]forth, [G]nonifa[C]ct, and somnifor[D].
[G]You know what [C]I mean.
Yeah, and I believe that about winds it up,
don't you think, Red?
That's about it.
[G]So,[C] uh...
All [G]aboard![C]
Thank you, [G]Dr. Ketchum,
for giving [C]us [G]the [C]door.