Don't Marry Her Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][C][D][G]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][C][D][G]

[Verse 1]
[C]Think of you with [G]pipe and slippers
[F]Think of her in [G]bed
[F]Laying there just [C]watching telly
[D]Think of me in[G]stead
I'll [C]never grow so [G]old and flabby
[F]That could never [G]be
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 2]
And your [C]love light shines like [G]cardboard
But your [F]work shoes are [G]glistening
She's a [F]PhD in "I [C]told you so"
You've a [D]knighthood in "I'm not [G]listening"
She'll [C]grab your sweaty [G]bollocks
Then [F]slowly raise her [G]knee
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Chorus 1]
When the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San Fran[F]cisco [C]Bay
And you [F]realize you can't make it any[C]way
You have to wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 3]
Those [C]lovely Sunday [G]mornings
With [F]breakfast brought in [G]bed
Those [F]blackbirds look like [C]knitting needles
[D]Trying to peck your [G]head
Those [C]birds will peck your [G]soul out
And [F]throw away the [G]key
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Verse 4]
And the [C]kitchen's always [G]tidy
And the [F]bathroom's always [G]clean
She's a dip[F]loma in "just [C]hiding things"
You've a [D]first in "low es[G]teem"
When your [C]socks smell of [G]angels
But your [F]life smells of [G]Brie
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Chorus 2]
And the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San Fran[F]cisco [C]Bay
And you [F]realize you can't make it any[C]way
You have to wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me

[Interlude 1]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][C][D][G]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][C][D][G]

[Interlude 2]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][C][D][G]
[C][G][F][G]
[F][G][C]

[Chorus 3]
And the [C]Sunday sun shines down
on San Fran[F]cisco [C]Bay
And you [F]realize you can't make it any[C]way
You have to wash the car
Take the [F]kiddies to the [C]park
[F]Don't marry [G]her, fuck [C]me