D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G. Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am][G][C][Am][G][F][Am][G]
[F]Step[Am]

[Verse 1]
[C]into the office square,
the boss sits in a swivel chair
A [Am]hundred times a millionaire,
swiveling in his underwear
[C]Long a life of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Present[Am]s it as a
Christmas gift
Exits the business in the nick
With his [D]trousers round his ankles
And his [G]fingers in the till
Everybody [D]loves the scandal
And it [G]helps to pay the bill
From the [C]ashes of a disaster's rose
To roses of success and so
There [Am]beneath the mistletoe
They call it all a physio
And I [C]thought I saw a princess begging
For the windows of a double decker
[Am]We all love a royal wedding,
but a roly -poly is better
With their [D]trousers round their ankles
And their [G]fingers in the till
Everybody [D]loves a scandal
And it [G]helps to pay the bills
It's [C]easy
They say if you put a monkey
in front of a typewriter
For about a million [Am]years
He'll write the complete works of
William
Shakespeare
Then he'll tell you a [C]tale
Of how his love affair failed
With the princess and the [Am]wild
And the
Americans will turn into a mini -series
With their [D]trousers round their ankles
And their [G]fingers in the tilt
Everybody [D]loves [Dm]the scandal[D]
And it [G]helps to buy the bills
It's [C]easy
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