dirty postcards Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[A]I t[D]hou[A]ght it was a joke
[Asus4]when you call[Am]ed me up[Em]
And [Bm]said you needed [G]ironing
[D]There were [G]creases [D]in
your facial [Bm]lining[C#]
Won't you have a little [Bbm]rest
when they turn out the lights
A nice cup of tea and you'll
be feeling alright
Don't [C#]fret, [Absus4]you'll[C#]
re[Bbm]cover [Ab]yet you'll s[F#]ee
So [Ebm]keep on sending dirty p[C#]ostcards
[F#]back[C#] to m[Ab]e[C#][F#][C#][F#][C#]
[Ab]Back to [C#]me, [F#]back [C#]to me[F#][Ab][C#]
[A]I thought it was a lark when
you phoned [Am]my dad
[Em]And told[Bm] him that you'd have
to catch the [D]measles
You're [G]flesh was being [D]ripped
to shreds by [Bm]weasels[C#]
Won't you have a little [Bbm]rest
when they turn out the lights
A nice [C#]cup of [Bbm]tea and you'll
be [C#]feeling [Bbm]alright
Don't [C#]fret, [Absus4]you'll re[C#][Ab]
[Bbm]cover [Ab]yet you'll s[F#]ee
[Ebm]So keep on sending [C#]dirty postcards
[F#]back[C#] to m[F#]e[C#][Ab][C#][F#]
[Ab]Back to [C#]me, [F#]back [C#]to me[F#][C#][Ab][C#]
T'was [Eb]on the Norfolk Broads
We were punting [Ab]one [Bbm]day
[Eb]You received a nasty bump
[D]on the [Cm]head[Eb]
And you've never been the same
since needless [Bbm]to say
How I [Ebm]wish it could have b[F#]een me ins[B]tead
[Bbm]I wish[F#] it co[Ebm]uld have been me ins[C#]tead[F#]
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[C#][Bbm][Eb][Ab][Fm]
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[Ab]I th[C#]ought[Ab] it w[C#]as a[Bbm] prank w[A]hen you wired the Pope[Am][C]
To [Bm]say you'd a vision
of [D]an aardvaark
Who was [G]perpetrating ghastly
[D]deeds with [Bm]St Mark
Won't you [Db]have a little [Bbm]rest
when they turn out the lights
A nice [Db]cup of [Bbm]tea and
you'll be [Db]feeling alright
[Bbm]Don't fret, [Db]you'll[Absus4] re[Db][Ab]
[Bbm]cover [Ab]yet you'll s[Gb]ee[D][Ebm][Eb][Db]
[Bbm]So kee[Ab]p on sending dirty
postcards back to me
[Db]Back [Gb]to me, [Db]back[Gb][Db][Ab][Db][Gb][Db][Ab]
[Db]to m[Gb]e[Ab]

[Outro 1]
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