Dinah-Moe Humm Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Dina[E]h- m[D]oe[E]
I [Em]couldn't say [E]where
she's [F#]coming from
But I [Em]just met a lady named [D]di
nah- [Am]moe[G#dim][Gm][F#m]
She [Em]stroll on over, say [F#m]look here, bum
I got a [G]forty dollar bill say
you can't make me cum
[D]

[Verse 2]
[B]
She made a [Em]bet with her [E]sister
who's a [F#m]little dumb
She could [Em]prove it any time all [D]men
was [Am]scum[G#dim][Gm][F#m]
[Em]I don't [E]mind that she [F#m]called me a bum
But I [G]knew right away she was really
[D]gonna cum (so I got down [B]to it)

[Verse 3]
I [Em]whipped off her [E]bloomers and [F#]stiffened my thumb and ap
[E]plied rota[Em]tion on her [D]sugar [Am]plum[G#dim][G][Gm][F#m]
I [Em]poked and stroked till my [F#]wrist got numb
But I [G]still didn't hear no
dinah- [D]moe

[Verse 4]
[Chorus] Dinah- [C]moe
humm
[D]Dinah- moe [Em]humm
[D]Di nah- moe [Em]humm
[D]Where this [Em]dinah- moe coming from

[Verse 5]
Done [Em]spent three hours
An' I [D]ain't got a [Em]crumb
From the [D]di nah- [A]moe,
[D]Dinah- moe[A],
[D]Di nah- moe
[Am]From the dinah[Em]- moe humm[F]

[Verse 6]
[F]I got a s[Em]pot that gets me hot
But [D]you ain't been to it
[A]I g[Em]ot a spot that gets me hot
But [D]you ain't been to [Em]it

[Verse 7]
I got [Em]a spot that gets [D]me hot
But you ain't been to [A]it
[Am]I got a [Em]spot that gets me [D]hot[A]
[D]But you ain't been to it
[Em]Cause I

[Verse 8]
[D]can't get into it
Unless I get out [C]of it
And I [Em]got ta get o[D]ut of it
Before I get into [C]it

[Verse 9]
Cause I [D]never get into it
Unless I get out [C]of it
[Em]An' I gotta be o[D]ut of it

[Interlude 1]
To get myself into it
[C][Em]

[Verse 10]
[Em]Just get me wasted
And you're half- way there
Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

[Verse 11]
I rubbed [Em]my chinny- chin- chin
An' said my- my- my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

[Verse 12]
[Em]I checked out her sister
Who was holding the bet
And wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't
matter no more
When her sister got naked
and laid on the floor

[Verse 13]
She [Em]said dinah- moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I
wasn't done yet I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky

[Verse 14]
No [Em]reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
[E]Got her leg[Em]s in the air

[Verse 15]
And asked if she had [Em]any cooties on there

[Verse 16]
[Em]
She was buns- up kneeling
Buns up!
I was wheeling an dealing
Wheeling and dealing an
She surrendered to the feeling
She sweetly surrendered

[Verse 17]
An' she started in to squealing
[Em]
Dinah- moe watched from
the edge of the bed
With her lips just a- twitching
an' her face gone red
Some drool rolling down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in

[Verse 18]
She [Em]quivered and quaked
And clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
[D]Abo[Em]ut her mental health

[Verse 19]
[Em]Till dinah- moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed

[Verse 20]
Was some discipline...
[Em]
Kiss my aura...
Dora...
M- m- m...
It's real angora

[Verse 21]
Would y'all like some more- a?
[Em]
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Why want [G]to?[Em]
Mmm...sound like why might be choking on
something did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

[Verse 22]
[Em]Mmm, sure...listen
[D]Do [Em]you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon- encrusted
tweezers? mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...

[Interlude 2]
Gimme your lighter...
[Em][Em]

[Verse 23]
[Em]I couldn't say [E]where
she's [F#]coming' from
But I [E]just met a lady named [D]di
nah- [Am]moe[G#dim][Cm][F#m]
She [Em]stroll on [E]over, say [F#m]look here, bum
I got a [Gm]forty dollar bill say
[D]you can't make me cum

[Verse 24]
[B]
I [E]whipped off her bloomers and [F#]stiffened my thumb
an' ap[E]plied rotation on her [D]sugar [A]plum[G#dim][C][F#m]
I [Em]poked and stroked till my
[F#m]wrist got numb
An' you [G]know I [D]heard some
[G][Chorus]

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