Damned Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][Am][E][Am][C][Am][E][Am]
[C][Am]

[Verse 1]
Don't smoke [Am]don't
fight don't light [C]no cigarettes[Am]
Or else you'll wind up in the [C]can[Am]
No jokes no rights sit tight
don't fool [C]around[Am]
You are a guest of Uncle [C]Sam
[Am]Stand up look right don't slouch
and stand at [C]ease[Am]
[E]Allow no [Am]sex above the k[C]nees[Am]
When I snap you jump into [E]the
mas[Am]ter p[C]lan[Am]
I'll [E]be [D5]damned
[Am]Well I'll be damned

[Verse 2]
I'll be [Am]damned [A]if I [D]drink
or [A]smoke[Am]
Damned [A]if [D]I steal your [A]joke[G]
[Am]I'll be damned if I [A]go f[D]or broke
[A]Dam[Am]ned if [C]I do[D][E]
Damned [C]if I don't
[Am]Don't talk don't

[Verse 3]
[E]fool don't
try to mess [Am]around[C]
[Am]I'll make a monk[E]ey outta you
[Am][C][Am]
You sign your [C]name [Am]right
on that dotted [C]line [E]boy
I'll be [Dm]damned[D]
I'll [Dm]be

[Verse 4]
[Am]damned [A]if I [D]drink
or [A]smoke[Am]
Damned [A]if [D]I steal your [G]joke
[Am]I'll be damned if I [A]go f[D]or b[A]roke[Am]
[C]Damned if I d[Dm]o
[E]And damned if I don't, yeah

[Interlude 1]
[Am][A5][Am][C][D][Dm][D]
[A][A5][Am][G][D][A][Am][C][D]
[A][Am][G][D][C][Dm]
[E]

[Verse 5]
Come on [E]I'll
[D5]be d[Dm]amned[D] if[Am] I[A]
[D]drink or [A]smoke[Am]
[A5]Damned [A]if [D]I steal your joke
[G]I'll [Am]be damned if I [A]go[D]
[A]for broke
I'm damned if I do
I'm [C]damned [D]if [E]I don't[Em]

[Verse 6]
I'll be [Am]damned [A]if I dri[D]nk
or [A]smoke[Am]
Damned if I steal [G]your joke
[Am]I'll be damned if I [D]go [Am]for broke
I'm [C]damned if I do
[E]I'm damned if I [Em]don't
[Am]I'll be

[Verse 7]
[C]damned[D]
I'll be [Am]damned[G][D]
I'll be [Am]damned[A][C]
[Dm]I'll be da[D]mn[A]ed[Am]
I'll [A]be damned
I'll [A]be [Am]damned
[A][Am]