Crooked Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[A]Shh the baby is sleeping
[Am]A bl[A]ind date with CNN a click ouch
A click of beer man,
[Am]that's the 10 year old
Motherfucking deep space evil
Nine milliemeter white noise television
Fucking [A]3am gotta wonder
[Am]if the roach was
Invented in my kitchen shut
[A]the fuck up
[Am]Don't wanna hear
[A]that shit backwards
With the volume up [Am]to keep
[A]it all [Am]out we-

[Verse 2]
Na na na na we don't-
[Am]We don't like it when the
City lights start fading
When the city lights fading then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it [A]when the
City people act crooked
When the city [Am]people crooked then
We can't get down [A](Okay)
We don't [Am]like it [A]when the
City pigeons [Am]break wings
When the pigeons break wings then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City fire starts spreading
When the city fire's spreading then
We can't get down (Nope)

[Verse 3]
[Am]Zook up in it, crook with a cord
With a cord with a two tonne gimmick
Deep space evil nine millimetre gimme
Damn needle point in
this pin cushion family
Hot dam at the NY resin
I soaked the bad air, the smoke we sold
Wild style, child's smile
like a moby cobra
Low key dozer revoked me ultra
Choked out bolts to promote the ulcer
Chug dro, bear hug wrote the folk lore
See the mangy branch off
Strange when he willow
Weep till the face go paisley
We don't wanna babble
on the bad brains
Dum dum brainiac bust out, girder
Flushed out
Touched with a lush burn curdle in the dirt
Like it's bingo night at the
earthworm church
Bang

[Verse 4]
Clash with the ants and [Am]termites
Ride 'til the wheels fall off the dirt bike
Well I still hold dimes by the
caseload
Hide the prescription, Miller said I'm stable
A R strike the pause
Put the flaws in a box with a- fuck off
Mallet for the media,
mallet for the laws
Dragging a mallet through the
City when he walks
Subliminal is so nineties, get wit it
I'm more like bird watch
then a mobster look
It goes dem's good deeds
Stomach churning, round 2, quick
South of the sternum
What it is now, verse what it was

[Verse 5]
Beat myself till the pain came up
[Am]Dork faced boy got apocalypse charm
With a yellowy grin, metal thin, metal limb
Metal kicks kiss metal bricks,
kiss metal
Meddle with this: an anti bliss missile
Close to the fire when I bare skin lie
Leave me the idiot box I'm fine
But if I gotta see
Another roller skating parrot
On Animal Planet on a needle point eye
Eye to the needle, clean set of chompers
Made me a demo tape,
mingle of the mobsters
Go ahead y'all flap y'all jaws
Aes stick with it 'til their face fall off

[Verse 6]
And the evilest of nine's [Am]Guaranteed
to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked

[Verse 7]
Off your fucking mind shoot crooked
[Am]We don't like it when the
City lights start fading
When the city lights fading then
We can't get down (ok)
We don't like it when the
City people act crooked
When the city people crooked then
We can't get down (ok)
We don't like it when the
City pigeons break wings
When the pigeons break wings then
We can't get down (ok)
We don't like it when the
City fire starts spreading
When the fire's spreading then
We can't get down

[Verse 8]
I met [Am]a girl with an angel face
And two devil horns pokin' out
Maybe with her brains replaced
She said walk to the store with her,
okay
Bought a carton of squares
I think I fell in love today
Now whats a pretty little thing
Like you doing walking
With a condor circle when
The city lights fade
Dead walk only to redig the graves
And make it big enough to
Fit TVs and microwaves
Oh, she didn't say shit (nup)
Smiles that could melt the
Gloss off your whip
And before I could ask her
About her high wire
Homegirl walked face first straight
Through the fire
Kill the pigs and poke
the lump with a fork
If it all bleeds y'all need
To shut the oven door
Here half worm dirt in the mouth
So it's raining mud when the
tongue lash out
Cool, beans, perfect, dope
Like Aes with a rafter and
6 feet of rope
Paradox spill out hate in all sections
You can get fucked when
You standing at attention

[Verse 9]
[Am]And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked

[Verse 10]
Fix the fucking antenna
[Am]We don't like it when the
City lights start fading
When the city lights fading then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City people act crooked
When the city people crooked then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City pigeons break wings
When the pigeons break wings then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City fire starts spreading
When the fire's spreading then
We can't get down (Okay)

[Verse 11]
[Am]No doubt
He ain't, he ain't got
a gun in no shoebox
Face to the floor drop it

[Outro 1]
Still carry the evilest nine weapons
[Am]
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