Cosmik Debris Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]The [D]myst[Am]ery[D][G]
man came [Am]over
And he said I'm outta sight
[D]He sai[G]d for a nom[Am]inal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
[D]If I was rea[Am]dy, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would [G]drop all the rest
of [Am]his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me

[Verse 2]
But I said [Am]look here [C]brother[Bm]
[Am]Who you [Em]jiving w[Am]ith that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that
cosmik debris?
Look [Bm]here [C]brother, [Em]don't[Esus4] waste
your [Am]time on [C]me[Am][D]
[G]

[Verse 3]
The mystery man [Am]got nervous
and he fidget around a [Em]bit[Am]
He [G]reached in the pocket of
his [Am]mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I [G]thought it [Am]was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the
top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the [G]oil of aph[Am]rodite,
and the dust of the grand wazoo
[D]He said you [G]might not believe this,
[Am]little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too

[Verse 4]
And I said [Am]look [Bm]here [C]brother[Bm][G]
[Am]Who you jiving with [D]that cos m[Am]ik debris?
Now what kind of a [C]guru [Am]are you,
anyway?
Look [Bm]here [C]brother[Bm],
[Esus4]don't was[E]te you[C]r time on m[Am]e[C][Am][D]
(Don't waste [G]your[Am][D][Am][G][Am]
[D][Am][D][Am][G]
[Am][Em][E][Em][D][Am][D]
[Am]time[Em])[D][G]
I've got troubles [C]of my own, [Am]I said

[Verse 5]
And you can't help me out
[G]So, [Am]take your meditations
and your preparations
And ram it up your snout
[A]But I got[Am] the crystal bal[D]l, he [E]said
[Am]And held it to the light
So I [G]snatched it, all away [Am]from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper [D]'round [C]my head So I

[Verse 6]
[Am]
looked like I [D]was deep[C]
[Am]I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
[D]the[C]n
I [Am]told him he was going [D]to sleep
[C]I rob[Am]bed his rings and[D] poc[C]ketwatch
And [Am]everything else [D]I found[C]
[Am]I had that sucker hy[D]pnotized
He couldn't [Am]even make [D]a sound
[C]I procee[Am]ded to tell him his future, the[D]n
[C]As lon[Am]g as he was hanging around
[D]I sai[C]d the price of meat has
[D]just gone [C]up
And your old [D]lady has [A]just
gone [Am]down

[Verse 7]
Look [Bm]here [C]brother
[Bm]Who [C]you jiving[Am]
with that cosmik debris?
[A]Now is that [E]a real poncho
[G]or is that a S[Am]ears poncho?
Don't you know,
[D]you[E] could make more money as a butcher?
[D]So, don't waste your [D]time [Am]on me
Don't [C]waste [D]it, don't waste your time [Bb]on m[Am]e
(om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)