Close Escape Chords

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[Verse 1]
[D]Tha[C]t w[G]as [A]a c[D]lose escape,[C]
[D]have to get a new hobby to relate.
[A]Something less [G]conspicuous,
[A]won`t take up too muc[G]h time,
Something less energet[F]ic,
[G]for what I`ve got in [F]mind.
[D]I won`t be too persistent `cos
I`m not that way inclined.
See, that`s the one for [C]me. [D]Look under
"Collins" see if [C]she`s free.
[A]Sweaty fingers [G]find[A][G]
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"Hello Miss Collins you`ll not
[F]know me. [G]I`m in the undies
Busi[F]ness, see? [D]Please please can
you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?"
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[Verse 2]
[Gm]Oh dear dear[Eb], me luck is runni[Em]ng thin.[Eb]
[D]I`ll take another nam[Bb]e I might
have [Bdim]a win.[Bb]
[Gm]What? 2 more points? I

[Verse 3]
hope no one fills it in.
[D]See, that`s the one for [C]me. [D]Look
under [C]"Dickens" CFG.
[A]See if she`ll speak [G]to me. [A]Hand`s get
[G]shakey eye`s can`t see.
Having trouble [F]find [G]5p [F]2171983
"Hel[D]lo Miss Dickens you`ll not know me,
I`m in the undies
Business, see?"
[Cm][Ab][Ab]

[Verse 4]
[Gm]Feel more re[Eb]laxed now
here [Em]we go a[Eb]gain.
[D]Hoi! No [Bb]temporaries I`ve heard
most [Bdim]take me in.[Bb]

[Verse 5]
[Gm]Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
[G]So [A]please please can [F]you tell me
the tex[Bb]tured fit feels good [A]to me.
In the naked [F]mood,
[Bb]try to grin and bear with [A]me.
Please don`t think [Bb]me rude,
I [F]only hear don`t want [C]to see.

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 6]
[D]See, that`s the one for [C]me. [D]That was quick,
too quick [C]for me.
Of [A]that I can see,
wash me laundry oh bugger [G]me!
Sugar or milk with your [F]tea? [G]No I
couldn`t, well I`ll [F]see.
[D]What`s your hobby? Just the same as me,
see you soon for tea.

[Verse 7]
[Cm]I`ll [Ab]give [Ab]it o[Gm]ne last[Eb]
chance I think [Em]you`ll all [Eb]agree.
[D]I`m getting now[Bb]here here,
on my [Bdim]last 5p.
[Bb]I`m [Gm]sick of waiting for ages
nothing interests [Cm]me.
I`ll [Ab]ring another number,
make sure it`s a [Ab]she.
[Gm]Here we go again[Eb],
I`ll give [Em]it 3[Eb]rd degree.
[D]No hard feeling[Bb]s oh yes
[Bdim]I`m sure you`ll [Bb]all agree.
[Gm]I`ll take another name I might have a win.

[Outro 1]
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