Christmas In Hollywood Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Chorus 1]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk
[F]Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

[Chorus 2]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk

[Verse 1]
J- J- J- [F]Just a little story about last Christmas
A[Am]bout some bad kids who were full of wishes
We [Dm]gave some gifts
and then we gave some lovin
The [C]weird kind of love
that you give to your cousin
[F]Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we [Am]stopped by his house
with a pair of sevens
We [Dm]drank in his room
with some dude named Kevin
But there was [C]still some bad kids
who deserved some presents
[F]Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we [Am]slipped down his chimney
with an 18 pack
He [Dm]didn't leave cookies
but we needed a snack
So we [C]took the beer back
and I fucked him in the ass
It's [F]Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The [Am]holidays are back
and all my presents are wrapped
Like [Dm]oh my God is that Saint Nick?
Kids [C]give me your list like its the 25th
Been ac[F]cused of being a bad kid
But I [Am]get presents as is
'Cause Mrs. [Dm]Claus just myspace'd me
I [C]blew off a date on Christmas eve
So [F]I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might [Am]still get a Rolly
and a gang on ice
So [Dm]write your list and never have no fear
Have a [C]Hollywood Christmas

[Interlude 1]
and an Undead new year!!!!
[F]Fuc[Am]k yeah!!!
[Dm]Now watch the language[C], ho, ho, ho

[Chorus 3]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk

[Verse 2]
I'm a[F]bout to serve it up
for all you boys and girls
[Am]Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were [Dm]chillin at home and deckin the halls
So I [C]checked my phone and Santa had called
He [F]said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He [Am]said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said [Dm]Christmas ain't a gang
but a way of life
"if you [C]guide my sleigh,
I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we [F]jumped in his sleigh
and it started to jingle
[Am]Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle
So we [Dm]all took flight
but something was fishy
He [C]asked for road head
and started to kiss me
Under[F]neath his suit
was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of [Am]bags of presents,
he had bags of dildo's
I [Dm]pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It [C]wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin imposter
[F]When we found out he started to pout
I [Am]took my bandana and I choked him out
I [Dm]pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
[C]Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a [F]lot of wild nights
but tonight was the craziest
I've [Am]met a lot of Jeff's
but this one was shadiest
When it [Dm]comes to cheer
that motherfuckers a grinch
So if you [C]don't like Christmas, fuck you bitch!!!

[Interlude 2]
[F]You kids are in big tro[Am]uble
Oh, [Dm]boy, ho, [C]ho

[Chorus 4]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk

[Bridge 1]
Lets get [F]drunk
Ho, ho, hey looks like Santa's had
a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog
[F]Hey, Hollywood Undead,
you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, so

[Chorus 5]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk

[Chorus 6]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah, let's get [C]drunk

[Chorus 7]
It's [F]Christmas in Hollywood
[Am]Santa's back up in the hood
So [Dm]meet me under the mistletoe, let's [C]fuck
It's [F]Chanukah in Inglewood
The [Am]dreidles spinning in the hood
So [Dm]meet me by the menorah,
let's get [C]drunk[F]