Choke On A Cock Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]I did not a[F]sk f[Am]or a lo[Bb]t th[Dm]is ye[F]ar[Am]
Every [D]single [F#m]day
[F]Looking for an [Am]answer to
the [Dm]words you say
Never got to meet the President
Never [C]got to shake [Am]his s[F#m]quirly hand
[G]Oh, [F]don't you [Am]know the Presid[F]ent
Is out for [F#dim]tea with Tony [Am]Blair[F#m]
He won't be back for [Am]hours [Bm]maybe,[Em]
[E]hom[A]eboy

[Verse 2]
I'd be so [B]happy if I [A]got
to meet George [F#]Bush
He's [Em]like an an[B]gel when
Rebec[A]ca hears me [F#]calling
[A]I would d[Em]ance on NBC and say
"George Bush [Bm]shook hands with me"

[Verse 3]
Then I'd go and choke on a cock
[Em]And Guinevere would find
me leav[B]ing home
And Johnny Depp would
call me on the [Em]phone
And Johnny Depp would call
me on the [Am]phone, I know
I'd [B]be the greatest singer
on the radi[Em]o

[Verse 4]
[Em]Leaning [A]on the raging river [Em]flats
[D]Sliding off a single blade of grass
[F]Oh, don[Em]'t you know the A.D.A.
Is brushing teeth with Johnny J
They won't be smashing flowers,
[A]meet me no more

[Verse 5]
I'd be so [B]happy if I [A]bid it all on [F#]you
And [Em]never an[B]swer when Re
[A]becca asks me ques[F#]tions
[Em]I'd lay down to some degree
And say John [Bm]Stern locked lips with me
[B]

[Verse 6]
[Bm]And then I'd go and chok[Am]e
For [Em]then I'd go and [F#]choke
[F#m]For then I[B]'d go and choke on a c[Em]ock