Chessington World Of Adventures Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]We went to
Chessington
World of
Adventures for
Dave's 31st
Got a coach from
Kentish
Town, 31 of us
It [G]was messy, it was supposed [D]to be
You know you're living in
a zombie apocalypse
When that theme park's
closed cos they're using it
as a corpor[G]ate government
medical testing fa[D]cility
sounds like bullshit [A]to me
but that's real[D]ity
what do you mean you lost the results the whole
world was waiting on those
this complacency [G]is
[Bm]a cata[D]strophe
lacks trans[A]parency and
breeds conspir[D]acy
But [G]oh, [A]you better believe
[D]That I got[G] very little faith in the pow[A]ers
that be
In [D]dealing with this [Bm]tragedy
[A]I d[G]on't believe in t[A]hem
And they don't [D]believe in me
Looks like we're [G]going with herd [A]immunity
So turn the
[D]NHS into a [Bm]charity
[D]raise [G]millions of [D]hard [A]-earned
pounds still [D]no
PPE and that's just [G]simple
pro[A]tection for our doctor[D]s and our nurses
but if you [G]elect a [A]clown expect a
cir[D]cus the
NHS is powered by love heard it straight
from the horse's mouth he
owes them [G]his life, his tongue [D]and his cheek
He [A]also owes them 350 million [D]quid a week
But fear not, we are guided by science
Super secret science from some
super secret scientists
Who [G]seize the chance to
throw the [D]scientists
Under [A]the bus as a distraction [D]piece
And [G]oh, [A]you better believe
[D]In the carefully constructed
daily briefings
Designed to explain what a
great job they are doing
Using [G]diagrams to hide the body [D]bags
And [A]the bloodstains on their
constant clapping
[D]hands
Number one in
Europe, number two in the world
Top of the pops of the death toll
charts in a mix [G]of greed
and stu[D]pidity washing [A]their hands of
all responsibility [D]and of course
America is
number one injecting bleach into their lungs
because their [G]president gave [D]his
consent to let the [A]virus spread another
circus [D]tent and [G]oh [A]you better believe
[D]That I got very lit[G]tle faith
in the [A]powers -that -be
In [D]dealing with this [Bm]tragedy
[A]If it [G]comes to human [A]life
versus the [D]economy
Well, [G]all I've ever seen [A]them do
Is take [D]from the masses
and [Bm]give to the few
[G]Call it neolib[A]eralism,
call [D]it disaster capitalism
[G]Call it a [A]bed we've made,
that now [D]we've got a lion
But [G]I e[A]xpect we will get fed to t[D]he lions
But I don't have any answers,
only more questions
The same three chords,
some empty criticisms
It's a [G]brand new world,
but it's the [D]same old story
And at the [A]end of the day,
you can't [D]trust a
Tory
you