Cheaper Than A Shrink Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]I w[A]as[D]
sittin' in a chair
at the H &R Block
Some [G]bean countin' pencil pusher
runnin' up the clock
Said, I've [A]tallied up your numbers
for the end of the year
And son, you [D]spent a small fortune
on liquor and beer
I said, [G]it's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think,
you just [A]pour and drink
It's [D]16 .50 for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart
to some high dollar whack
It's a flip of the wrist,
you're getting it done
Getting just as messed up
and having a lot [G]more [D]fun
And [G]it's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think,
you just [A]pour and drink
It's [D]cheaper than a [G]shrink[A][D]
Me and her had this little
problem between us
Try[G]ing to bridge the gap
between Mars and Venus
She said, [A]honey, I think we need to see
a married old counselor
I said, [D]all we need to do
is slam a case of twelve vouchers
Cause [G]it's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think
You just [A]pour and drink
[D]About eighteen bucks will
get you four or six packs
No pouring out your heart,
some high -dollar quack
A flip of the wrist,
you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up
and havin' a lot [E]more [D]fun
And [G]it's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think
[G]You just [A]pour and drink
Ah, [D]it's cheaper than a shrink
[G]If a liquor price as old as high as gasoline
[D]Well, I'd have quit drinkin'
back when I was 19
[G]It's the oldest,
most proven form of therapy
The best [E]part about it, far [A]as I can see
Is that [G]it's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think
You [G]just [A]pour and drink
Ah, [D]it's cheaper than a shrink
[G]It's cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't have to think
You [G]just [A]hold and drink
And it's a [D]whole lot cheaper
than some big -town clockhound
draggy -down shrink