Cheaper Than a Shrink Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[Dm][D]

[Verse 1]
I was [D]sittin' in a [A]chair
[D]at the H and R Block
Some [G]bean countin' pencil
pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tal[A]lied up your numbers
through the end of the year
Son [D]you spent a small for
[A]tune [D]on liquor and beer"

[Verse 2]
I said, [G]"It's cheaper than
[D]a shrink"
You don't [A]have [D]to think
[G]You jus[A]t pour and drink

[Verse 3]
It's [D]sixteen-fifty for for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more fun

[Verse 4]
[G]And it's cheaper than [D]a shrink
You don't [A]have [D]to [G]think
You [A]just pour and drink
[D]It's cheaper than a shrink
[Dm][D][A][D]

[Verse 5]
[Dm]
Now [D]me and her had this little
problem between us
[G]Tryin' to bridge the gap between
Mars and Venus
She said, [A]"Honey,
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, [D]"All we need to do is slam a case
of twelve ouncers"

[Verse 6]
[G]'Cause it's cheaper than [D]a shrink
You don't [A]have to [D]think
[G]You jus[A]t pour and drink

[Verse 7]
'Bout [D]eighteen bucks
I'll getcha four six-packs
[A]No No [D]pourin' out your heart
to some high dollar quack
[A]Just a fli[D]p of the wri[A]st and[D] you're
gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and
havin' a lot more [F]fun
An[Dm]d it's

[Verse 8]
[G]cheaper than a shrink
[D]You don't hav[A]e to [D]think
[G]You jus[A]t pour and drink
And [D]it's cheaper than [F]a shrink
[G]If

[Verse 9]
the liquor prices soar
as high as gasoline
Well, [D]I'd have quit drinkin' back
when I was nineteen
It's the [G]oldest most proven
form of therapy
The [E]best thing about it, [A]far as I can see

[Verse 10]
Is that [G]it's cheaper than [D]a shrink
You don't have to think
[G]You jus[A]t pour and drink
And [D]it's cheaper than a shrink

[Verse 11]
Oh, you [A]just pour and drink
And it's a [D]whole lot cheaper than
Some big town clock hound
Drag you down shrink