Canadian Idiot Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][F][C][G][F][G][C][F][C][G]
[C][F][C][G][F][G][C]
[F][C][G]

[Verse 1]
[G]Don't [D]want to [G]be a Canadian idiot
[C][F][G][F]

[Verse 2]
Don't [G]want to be some beer swillin'
hockey [C]nut[F][C][G]
And do I look like some frost bitten
[C]hos[F]ehe[C]ad[G][F]
I never learned [G]my alphabet from
A to zed
[C][F][C][G][C]

[Verse 3]
They all live on donuts
and moose [G]meat
And they leave the house
without packin' [D]heat
Never even bring their guns to the [G]mall[C]
And you know what else is too [G]funny
Their stupid monopoly [D]money

[Interlude 1]
Can't take 'em seriously at all
[D][E][C][G]
[C][F][C][G][F][G][C][F][C][G]
Well maple [D]syrup [G]and snow's

[Verse 4]
[C]what
[G]they exp[C]ort[F][G][F]
They treat curling [G]just like it's
a real [C]sport[F][C][G]
They think [C]their silly accent is so
[G]cute[C][F][C][F]
Can't understand a thing they're
talking [G]aboot
[C][F][C][G]

[Verse 5]
[C]
Sure they got their national health care
[G]Cheaper meds, low crime
rates and clean [D]air
Then again well they got Celine Di[G]on[C]
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
[G]And dream of driving a Zamboni[D]

[Interlude 2]
All over Saskatchewan
[D][C][F]
[G][Fm][F][Fm][F]
Don't want to [C]be a [F]Canadian

[Verse 6]
[G]idiot
[F]We'll figure out their
temperature in Celsi[G]us
[F]See the map they're
hovering right over [E]us
[C]Tell you the truth it makes
me kinda nervous

[Verse 7]
Always hear the [C]same kind of [G]story
Break your nose and they'll
just say [D]sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that po[G]lite
[C]It's gotta mean they're
all up [G]to something
So quick before they see it [D]coming

[Outro 1]
Time for a pre- emptive strike
[D][F][C][G][F]
[G][C][F][C][G][C][F][C][G]
[F][C]