Boa Constrictor Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Ladies and [D]gentlemen,
standing right next to [A]me...
Yes. [D]Bullwinkle Moose.
It's him. It's him.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. It's him.
Yes, Rocky!
[A]Woody is on [D]the show today!
Well, I see since you
have discovered who [A]I am,
I should explain my mission here.
[D]Well, I think we'd all like to know, right? Yes.
Well, I'm [G]starting a new organization.
and [D]I thought that [A]you would like
to sign up.
What is it?
Well, I'm going to call it
the American Society
[D]for [A]the Preservation of
Wooden Toilet Seat[D]s.
The American [A]Society
for [D]the Preservation of Wooden Toilet Seats?
Yes. You've probably heard
of it.
No, I haven't. Really?
[A]I haven't heard of
Maybe you know it by its more
com[D]mon name.
What's that?
That's the Birch John [A]Society.
[D]Oh, I'm being eaten by [A]a boa constrictor.
A boa constrictor, a [D]boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by [G]a boa constrictor,
and I [A]don't like it one bit.
[D]What [A]do you know? do
you know?
He's nibbling my [D]toe.
He's nibbling his toe.
Oh [A]gee.
Oh gee.
He's up to my [D]knee.
He's up to his knee.
Oh [A]fiddle. Oh fiddle.
He's reached my [D]middle.
He's reached his middle.
Oh [A]heck.
Oh heck.
He's up to my [D]neck.
He's up to his neck.
Oh, [A]Dredd.
Oh, Dredd.
[D]He's up...