Blue Randy Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G]

[Verse 1]
I was driving [C]home
in a Dodge [G]Stratus
To the contam[C]inated
side [G]of town
Where the shortwave ra[C]dio playing
Songs of the cen[G]tury
And a big black cloud of asbestos
[C]Was shadowing my demise
[G]

[Verse 2]
[C]
Where were you this [D]morning,
Little [G]Randy?[C][D]
Breakdancing in the food
[G]court by yourself
With the [C]honor and your
[D]attitude
[G]And your jeans full of prison [C]food
There's a [G]police chalk [D]outline where
You last been [C]seen[G]
I was [C]lacerated by my indis[G]cretions
[C]I was sanitized by the
[G]pinefresh smell
Of a [C]damsel in [G]stonewashed denim
The way that her [C]sideways
ponytail [G]fell

[Verse 3]
[C]
Where were you this [D]evening
Candy Apple [G]Sweetheart?[C]
Playing bass so[D]los up on [G]the sun
With your [C]syntax in the [D]post
[G]And a clothes pin on your [C]nose
[G]And a septic tank full of
[D]All the stories you told
[C][G]

[Verse 4]
Well she called me [C]up on
A [G]chainstore pay phone
She invited me [C]up to a condo [G]door
Way [C]down in a neon park
[G]To play [C]lazer tag with her cousin,
[G]Rick

[Verse 5]
[C]
Where were you this [D]morning,
Blue [G]Randy?[C]
Doing [D]capoeira up on the rooftop [G]again
With [C]your dry ice machine
[D]And a f[G]ist full of [C]creatine
There's a po[G]lice chalk [D]outline where
You last been [C]seen[D][G]
Now there's a police
chalk out[D]line

[Outro 1]
Where you last been seen
[G][D][G]